Midsomer Murders (TV Series)
The Dark Rider (2012)
Jason Hughes: DS Ben Jones
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Quotes
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DCI John Barnaby : [arriving at Quitewell Hall] Modest little place.
DS Ben Jones : An Englishman's castle is his home.
DCI John Barnaby : Been saving that one, have you?
DS Ben Jones : For years, sir.
DCI John Barnaby : I wish you'd saved it a bit longer.
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[last lines]
DS Ben Jones : There's a report just came in.
DCI John Barnaby : Oh, yes?
DS Ben Jones : Three people claim they saw the headless horseman in the last half hour. What's that about?
DCI John Barnaby : That is a sense of community, Jones. One goes mad, they all go mad. It's a wonderful little world out here.
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Diana DeQuetteville : Half the village children look remarkably like my late husband.
DS Ben Jones : You didn't have any children together?
Diana DeQuetteville : [pauses to reflect] I think I might have noticed that.
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DCI John Barnaby : And who was out riding in the middle of the night in a very aggressive electrical storm?
DS Ben Jones : Don't know, sir, but apparently, he had no head.
DCI John Barnaby : I beg your pardon?
DS Ben Jones : Witness said the horse rider had no head.
DCI John Barnaby : Drunk or stoned?
DS Ben Jones : I was on duty, sir.
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[talking about Barnaby, who has just discovered that a supposed murder victim has probably died of natural causes due to a congenital heart abnormality]
DS Ben Jones : He hates accidents. Makes him feel superfluous.
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DS Ben Jones : The DeQs have been having an ongoing row with their neighbours the Fleetwoods, who they fought in some battle during the Civil War, whenever that was.
DCI John Barnaby : Sixteen forty-two to sixteen fifty-one.
DS Ben Jones : Wow. That's some row.