It's Valentine's Day, but thanks to their punch card relationship, Gabi and Josh are free from impossible expectations until they both become convinced that the other bought them a romantic Valentine's gift.
Josh's father Matt contacts his son for the first time asking to meet. When Josh refuses, Gabi takes matters into her own hands. Meanwhile, Yolanda is convinced she'll die at the same age as her mother, and goes on a strict diet.
Elliot and Josh join a LGBT softball team which makes Josh's Dad mistake him for a homosexual. Meanwhile Yolanda and Sofia try and cheat their way into wining a cruise.
Sofia's boss Logan gives the girls a new couch, but there is one problem - it's super ugly. Yolanda reunites with the Rabbi from Elliot's wedding and starts dating him behind his mother's back.
Gabi has a quarter life crisis, but finds purpose when Mrs. Wilson, who has the same birthday as Gabi, tells her about her long lost love, who they track down in Vegas.
Gabi and Josh's friends-with-benefits relationship is put to the test when one of them meets someone else; Elliot battles with a squirrel he discovers in Josh's penthouse; Sofia uses Gabi and Josh's relationship drama as fodder for her article.