The Mentalist (TV Series)

Where in the World Is Carmine O'Brien? (2011)

Simon Baker: Patrick Jane

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• Teresa Lisbon : Jane and I have to go to work. You mind hanging out in my office?

  Annabeth Lisbon : Sure.

  Patrick Jane : [as Lisbon leaves]  Rigsby is a nice, easy mark if you want to keep practicing.

• Patrick Jane : Two fingers, just dip and remove. No hesitation. Want to give it a try? Okay.

  Annabeth Lisbon : [brushing past Jane and picking his wallet from his pocket]  Did you feel that?

  Patrick Jane : Well, just slightly. Did you feel that?

  Annabeth Lisbon : [he holds out her own wallet]  You're good.

  Teresa Lisbon : [approaching]  Picking pockets. Nice.

  Patrick Jane : Oh, I promised I'd show her if she told me your best Auntie 'Reese stories.

  Teresa Lisbon : Don't you dare.

  Annabeth Lisbon : Of course not. I was just stringing him along.

  Patrick Jane : Oh, you were, were you? I guess I won't give you this, then.

  Annabeth Lisbon : [he holds up her cell phone]  Hey!

• Teresa Lisbon : The DUI, Zubov, he's an economist. He's in Fairmont for some sort of trade conference. He stayed on for vacation.

  Patrick Jane : Fascinating, but not what you really want to talk about.

  Teresa Lisbon : I cannot believe my brother is a bounty hunter.

  Patrick Jane : There we go.

  Teresa Lisbon : Why, all of a sudden he's some sort of tough guy? Who does he think he's fooling?

  Patrick Jane : Not you.

  Teresa Lisbon : You know what bugs me? He didn't even tell me. It's not like we don't talk. I could have told him this was a bad idea. All he had to do was pick up the phone and call, but instead, nothing.

  Patrick Jane : Wonder why that is.

  Teresa Lisbon : I basically raised that punk and his brothers. It's not my fault if he doesn't communicate.

  [noticing Jane's smirk] 

  Teresa Lisbon : Oh, you think it is my fault.

  Patrick Jane : No, I... I didn't say that. You said that. I say live and let live. We'd all be happier.

  Teresa Lisbon : Oh, mind your own business.

• Patrick Jane : Problem?

  Grace Van Pelt : M.E. puts the time of death between 2 and 3 a.m. Zubov was in his room from the night on. He couldn't be the killer.

  Patrick Jane : Eh. It was a non-starter anyhow.

  Grace Van Pelt : And Sofia Chavez won't testify against him. We can't even touch the scumbag.

  Patrick Jane : World's full of scumbags we can't touch

  Grace Van Pelt : I know. I know. It's just...

  Patrick Jane : I hear you. It'd soothe your troubled soul if you could just stick it to this particular scumbag.

  Grace Van Pelt : Well, yeah. I guess it kind of would.

  Patrick Jane : [giving her a look]  Shall we?

• Patrick Jane : We have to leave right now.

  Teresa Lisbon : I need to talk to O'Brien.

  Patrick Jane : Well, that might be a little difficult, because he's not in the building.

  Teresa Lisbon : Why not?

  Patrick Jane : Uh, I'll explain to you on the road. I know a great shortcut.

  Teresa Lisbon : [confused]  Where to?

• Teresa Lisbon : [after questioning a suspect]  Now all we have to do is find the woman he assaulted.

  Patrick Jane : Well, she's reluctant to make a public accusation. That's why the chief hung the DUI on Zubov.

  Teresa Lisbon : To buy time to convince the victim to testify. It fits. But without an actual victim, we don't have anything. I can't even get a search warrant for his room.

  Patrick Jane : Zubov's an opportunist. The question is where did he have opportunity?