Red Dwarf (TV Series)
The Beginning (2012)
Craig Charles: Lister
Quotes
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Hogey the Roguey : But we are in deep space, light years from anywhere. There be nothin' else to do. So how we gonna keep from going crazy?
Lister : For you my friend it's way too late.
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Lister : You rogue droids are obsessed with duels across time and space.
Hogey the Roguey : You insult my kind saying we are obsessed with duels across time and space.
[points his gun]
Hogey the Roguey : I therefore challenge you to a duel across time and space!
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Kryten : [the ship is under attack and Lister's sleeping quarters are depressurising] Sorry to intrude again sir - when is a good time for my lesson on human modes of speech?
Lister : NOW'S AN EXCELLENT TIME KRYTEN. COME IN, TAKE A SEAT!
Kryten : OH WHAT FUN SIR! THAT'S SARCASM RIGHT? YOU SEE, I AM GETTING THE HANG OF IT!
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Lister : It's a map..
Hogey the Roguey : A map the likes of which you have never seen!
Lister : Everything's the likes of which you've never seen with him.
Hogey the Roguey : Do you doubt me?
Lister : I'm just sayin'... you'd be surprised the likes of which we have seen. Don't be so quick to say everything's the likes of which we *haven't* seen - we've seen things the likes of which you probably haven't seen yourself!
