- Hogey the Roguey: But we are in deep space, light years from anywhere. There be nothin' else to do. So how we gonna keep from going crazy?
- Lister: For you my friend it's way too late.
- Lister: You rogue droids are obsessed with duels across time and space.
- Hogey the Roguey: You insult my kind saying we are obsessed with duels across time and space.
- [points his gun]
- Hogey the Roguey: I therefore challenge you to a duel across time and space!
- Kryten: [the ship is under attack and Lister's sleeping quarters are depressurising] Sorry to intrude again sir - when is a good time for my lesson on human modes of speech?
- Lister: NOW'S AN EXCELLENT TIME KRYTEN. COME IN, TAKE A SEAT!
- Kryten: OH WHAT FUN SIR! THAT'S SARCASM RIGHT? YOU SEE, I AM GETTING THE HANG OF IT!
- Lister: It's a map..
- Hogey the Roguey: A map the likes of which you have never seen!
- Lister: Everything's the likes of which you've never seen with him.
- Hogey the Roguey: Do you doubt me?
- Lister: I'm just sayin'... you'd be surprised the likes of which we have seen. Don't be so quick to say everything's the likes of which we *haven't* seen - we've seen things the likes of which you probably haven't seen yourself!
- Rimmer: Apart from fear, pain, humiliation, failure, the unknown and death... we have nothing to fear but fear itself!
- Hogey the Roguey: I are here to challenge theys who kills my brother to a duel to the angonising death! I will give you five of your Earth minutes and then, I will pursue you across space and to the end of time itself - I will not rest until you are choking on your own warm blood!
- Kryten: They will show us no mercy. Death ships are captained by special Berserker Generals, who've been cross-bred to create an insane biomechanical entity of pure evil.