Quotes
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Tom Levitt : I have a new assistant and he made me macaroni and cheese.
Julia Houston : I'm happy for you.
Tom Levitt : I'm happy for me, too.
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Julia Houston : So, he'll audition.
Tom Levitt : I don't want him to audition.
Julia Houston : So you don't think it would be fun to watch Derek crawl?
Tom Levitt : Yes, actually, that might be fun.
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Eileen Rand : Who do you want to direct?
Julia Houston : [laughing] We're still working on the songs... and the book is all over the place.
Eileen Rand : Because Derek Wills is available.
Tom Levitt : Great! Or I could just gouge my own eyes out.
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Tom Levitt : He is a *terrible human being.*
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Tom Levitt : This is a disaster. Michael Riedel's going to destroy us.
Ellis Boyd : Why? Does he hate you? Who is he?
Tom Levitt : He's a Napoleonic little Nazi who works for the Post.