Supernatural (TV Series)

Adventures in Babysitting (2012)

Jensen Ackles: Dean Winchester

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Quotes 

• Frank Devereaux : Did I mention you look awful?

  Dean Winchester : Yes! Maybe because somebody I cared about just got shot in the head. And this is like- shoving a rock up a hill. And... screw you!

  Frank Devereaux : Here's my advice you didn't ask for. Quit.

  Dean Winchester : What?

  Frank Devereaux : You wanna keep going?

  Dean Winchester : [sternly]  I want Dick Roman on a spit.

  Frank Devereaux : [sarcastically]  But you're gonna drive yourself into the ground first. Good plan!

  Dean Winchester : [sighs, quietly]  I'm not gonna quit. Not even an option. Not gonna walk out on my brother.

  Frank Devereaux : Okay, then fine. Do what I did.

  Dean Winchester : [sarcastically]  Huh! What? Go native? Stock up on C rations?

  [Shakes his head, looking away] 

  Frank Devereaux : No, cupcake.

  [quietly now] 

  Frank Devereaux : What I did when I was 26 and came home to find my wife and two kids gutted on the floor.

  [Dean looks back at Frank, face sober now] 

  Frank Devereaux : Decide to be fine til the end of the week. Make yourself smile because... you're alive and that's your job. And do it again the next week.

  Dean Winchester : [after a pause]  So, fake it?

  Frank Devereaux : I call it being professional. Do it right. With a smile. Or don't do it.

• Dean Winchester : [wakes up in a chair in Frank's RV]  How long was I out?

  Frank Devereaux : About 36 hours.

  Dean Winchester : What? Why didn't you wake me?

  Frank Devereaux : Not your butler!

• Krissy Chambers : What century is this? No one fist bumps anymore.

  Dean Winchester : C'mon. Give it up!

  Krissy Chambers : You're a dweeb

• Dean Winchester : [to Krissy]  You could too, you know. Go to college. Be a hunter slash pediatrician.

• Dean Winchester : [Watching Amanda Willer]  What was she doing?

  Frank Devereaux : Being a naughty, bossy little girl.

  Dean Winchester : I'd hate to ask for that in the non-porno version.

• Lee Chambers : Ever know anyone who left the life?

  Dean Winchester : No. They all get killed first.

• Krissy Chambers : Why is that waitress getting into that truck?

  Dean Winchester : I'm not explaining the R-rated crap to you.

  Krissy Chambers : The *front* of the truck, not the back, Dean.

• Dean Winchester : [Answering phone]  Sam.

  Krissy Chambers : No. Who's this?

  Dean Winchester : Who's *this*?

• Frank Devereaux : This my little lamb, is coordinates.

  Dean Winchester : Are you sure? To what?

  Frank Devereaux : A field in Wisconsin.

  Dean Winchester : No. No, Bobby didn't give us coordinates to some patch of weeds in Cheeseville.

• Dean Winchester : Dick bought some land. We're headed there now.

  Sam Winchester : Wait, wait, wait. You're just gonna drive right up to...

  Dean Winchester : Relax. It's a field, not the Death Star.

• Frank Devereaux : Sure you're not a Leviathan. Dick Roman's not a Leviathan. Gwyneth Paltrow's not a Leviathan...

  Dean Winchester : Yeah?

  Frank Devereaux : Trust me.

• Dean Winchester : How long ago did I give Frank these numbers? It's been a few weeks, right? What, is he nuts, or is he just being rude?

  Sam Winchester : Probably both.

• Dean Winchester : Frank, we're amongst friends here.

  [Frank glares] 

  Dean Winchester : Okay, acquaintances.

• Frank Devereaux : Got the equipment arranged. Come and get your costume on. We can scoot.

  Dean Winchester : "Costume"... What?

• Dean Winchester : It's gonna be a little difficult to set up surveillance if there's, surveillance everywhere.