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After losing his parents, a priest travels to China, where he inherits a mysterious ability that allows him to turn into a dinosaur. At first horrified by this new power, a hooker convinces him to use it to fight crime. And ninjas.

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Doug Jones
George Schewnzer ...
Doug's Dad
Janice Young ...
Doug's Mom
Daniel Steere ...
Father Stewart
Claire Hsu ...
Chinese Villager
Nicholas M. Garofolo ...
Hobo (as nick Garofolo)
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Carol
Fernando Pacheco De Castro ...
Frankie Mermaid
Chase Schutter ...
Frankie's Heavy
Alec Lambert ...
Thug
Jesse Turits ...
Sam
Jiechang Yang ...
Wei Chan
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Altair
David Sokol ...
War Buddy Ali
Pat Hroncich ...
Vietnam Soldier
Dan Rhoades ...
Vietnam Soldier
Kathleen Steere ...
Adeline
Douglas Saint James ...
Surgeon (as Doug Brehony)
Ryan Wagner ...
Ninja
Jax Zangakis ...
Ninja
Guy Nanni ...
Ninja
Lucas Pincione ...
Ninja
Kurt Voltmann ...
Ninja
Erik Oh ...
Ninja
Corrie Blissit ...
Ninja
Brian Perry ...
Ninja
Rest of cast listed alphabetically:
Cameron Carlos ...
Ninja (uncredited)
Zachary Steere ...
Dinosaur Suit Performer (uncredited)

Directed by

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Brendan Steere

Written by

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Brendan Steere ... (written by)

Produced by

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Jesse Gouldsbury ... producer (produced by)
John Lepper ... executive producer (as Johnny Macabre)
Gabyral Rabinowitz ... associate producer
Brendan Steere ... producer (produced by)
Brandon Taylor ... producer (produced by)
Adam Whitton ... executive producer
Chase Whitton ... executive producer
Jessica Yue ... executive producer

Music by

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D.A. McCormick ... (as Daniel McCormick)

Cinematography by

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Jesse Gouldsbury

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Brendan Steere

Production Design by

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Siyu Lin

Set Decoration by

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Frank Lopez

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Jason Milani

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Jennifer Suarez ... makeup artist / special effects make-up

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Gabyral Rabinowitz ... assistant director
Johnny Weiss ... assistant director

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Steve Burgess ... re-recording mixer / supervising sound editor
Brian Perry ... sound mixer

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Christopher Stratford ... visual effects supervisor

Stunts

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Ryan Wagner ... stunt coordinator / stunts

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Matt DiGregorio ... assistant camera
Alec Lambert ... grip
Alyssa Meadows ... production photographer
Fernando Pacheco De Castro ... grip (as Fernando R. Pacheco)
Michael Sherry ... assistant camera
Zachary Steere ... grip
Kurt Voltmann ... gaffer

Additional Crew

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Avery Guerra ... publicist
Michelle Jones ... production coordinator
Ally Weiner ... production assistant

Thanks

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Mo Delgiorno ... special thanks
Tom Knight ... special thanks
Martina Koeppel-Yang ... special thanks
Mike Sherry ... special thanks
Jack Turits ... special thanks
Johnny Weiss ... special thanks
Matt Ziegel ... special thanks

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Taglines Man of the clawth. See more »
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Also Known As
  • The VelociPastor - Die Klaue Gottes (Germany)
  • ВелоциПастор (Russia)
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Runtime
  • 75 min
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Box Office

Budget $11,000 (estimated)
Cumulative Worldwide Gross $2,500,000

Did You Know?

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Trivia The film is a feature-length adaptation of a 2010 grindhouse trailer by the same director, which was made as a film school project, and went viral. See more »
Goofs At the 29:50 mark, Father Doug Jones quotes two passages of the Bible, citing both Leviticus 24:24 and Matthew 32:6. These two Bible verses don't actually exist. Chapter 24 of the Book of Leviticus only has 23 verses, not 24. So he's quoted a non-existent verse which falls immediately after the end of Chapter 24. The Book of Matthew has only 28 chapters, so it's an obvious joke that there are now the extra chapters of 29, 30, 31, and 32 (and probably more). See more »
Movie Connections Featured in This is the GREATEST Movie of All Time (The Velocipastor) (2019). See more »
Quotes Father Stewart: So your parents died, Doug. It's what parents do. They die on you.
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