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The VelociPastor (2011)

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A priest is scratched by a piece of amber and begins to turn into a dinosaur. At first, he is horrified by his darker desires, but soon he realizes his powers might be used for good, albeit violent, murderous good.

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A priest is scratched by a piece of amber and begins to turn into a dinosaur. At first, he is horrified by his darker desires, but soon he realizes his powers might be used for good, albeit violent, murderous good.

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priest | dinosaur | mafia | murder | spoof | See All (6) »

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Evolution? Maybe. See more »

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Short | Horror

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26 January 2011 (USA)  »

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Most of the scratches on the film were achieved manually by Brendan Steere dragging the unprocessed film along surfaces in his bathroom, for it was the only room in his apartment with no windows and therefore dark enough to not expose the raw film. See more »

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Gotta hate The Velocipastor
1 August 2014 | by (United States) – See all my reviews

This is the worst film i ever saw it's bad it's a piece of junk. Oh man i hate that director i hate Brendan Steere he is a very bad director he made the worst film ever i hate him so much. Why to make it. This piece of junk contains a paper monster with fake paper teeth the worst monster ever i hate the monster, that fool the priest and the director both. Don't see Velocipastor please it's the worst film freaky effects bad director you will hate it at the first second the worst film ever freaking bad it's so bad its worst than Boa vs. Python. I wan't to kill Steere i wan't to kill him because he made the Velocipastor. Bad movie very bad stay away from it and you'll be okay.


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