The VelociPastor (2016)

| Comedy, Horror | 2016 (USA)
After losing his parents, a priest travels to China, where he inherits a mysterious ability that allows him to turn into a dinosaur. At first horrified by this new power, a hooker convinces him to use it to fight crime. And ninjas.

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Zachary Steere ...
Dinosaur Suit Performer
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Carol
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Chinese Villager
Nicholas M. Garofolo ...
Hobo
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Doug Jones
Alec Lambert ...
Thug
Jesse Turits ...
Sam the White Ninja
Pat Hroncich ...
Vietnam Soldier 1
David Sokol ...
Ali
Dan Rhoades ...
Vietnam Soldier 2
George Schewnzer ...
Doug's Dad
Daniel Steere ...
Father Stewart
Douglas Saint James ...
Surgeon
Erik Oh ...
Choi-Min
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After losing his parents, a priest travels to China, where he inherits a mysterious ability that allows him to turn into a dinosaur. At first horrified by this new power, a hooker convinces him to use it to fight crime. And ninjas.

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The film is a feature-length adaptation of a 2011 grind-house trailer by the same director, which was made as a film school project, and went viral. See more »

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Very bad!
11 March 2014 | by (Greece) – See all my reviews

Here's an unusual blend of subgenres. It's American Werewolf in London meets Jurassic Park (or maybe Carnosaur), with more than a dash of The Incredible Hulk! It's The Exorcist sequel we never saw, where the conflicted priest becomes a superhero vigilante, Punisher-style. Actually it's a faux trailer for a film that doesn't exist called, evocatively, The VelociPastor, directed by Brendan Steere. The question the director is asking is: do you want to see a proper feature-length version? Now's your chance. You can decide! The film is very bad if you like good movies then keep away from this film. It's very bad the effects is bad and the plot awful.


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