The VelociPastor (2016)

| Comedy, Horror | 2016 (USA)
After losing his parents, a priest travels to China, where he inherits a mysterious ability that allows him to turn into a dinosaur. At first horrified by this new power, a hooker convinces him to use it to fight crime. And ninjas.

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Altair
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Carol
Zachary Steere ...
Dinosaur Suit Performer
Nicholas M. Garofolo ...
Hobo
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Chinese Villager
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Doug Jones
Alec Lambert ...
Thug
Pat Hroncich ...
Vietnam Soldier 1
Jesse Turits ...
Sam the White Ninja
Daniel Steere ...
Father Stewart
Dan Rhoades ...
Vietnam Soldier 2
Douglas Saint James ...
Surgeon
Kurt Voltmann ...
Goliath
David Sokol ...
Ali
Erik Oh ...
Choi-Min
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After losing his parents, a priest travels to China, where he inherits a mysterious ability that allows him to turn into a dinosaur. At first horrified by this new power, a hooker convinces him to use it to fight crime. And ninjas.

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Comedy | Horror

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The film is a feature-length adaptation of a 2011 grind-house trailer by the same director, which was made as a film school project, and went viral. See more »

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