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The VelociPastor (2011)

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A priest is scratched by a piece of amber and begins to turn into a dinosaur. At first, he is horrified by his darker desires, but soon he realizes his powers might be used for good, albeit violent, murderous good.

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A priest is scratched by a piece of amber and begins to turn into a dinosaur. At first, he is horrified by his darker desires, but soon he realizes his powers might be used for good, albeit violent, murderous good.

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26 January 2011 (USA)  »

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Most of the scratches on the film were achieved manually by Brendan Steere dragging the unprocessed film along surfaces in his bathroom, for it was the only room in his apartment with no windows and therefore dark enough to not expose the raw film. See more »

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Very bad!
11 March 2014 | by (Greece) – See all my reviews

Here's an unusual blend of subgenres. It's American Werewolf in London meets Jurassic Park (or maybe Carnosaur), with more than a dash of The Incredible Hulk! It's The Exorcist sequel we never saw, where the conflicted priest becomes a superhero vigilante, Punisher-style. Actually it's a faux trailer for a film that doesn't exist called, evocatively, The VelociPastor, directed by Brendan Steere. The question the director is asking is: do you want to see a proper feature-length version? Now's your chance. You can decide! The film is very bad if you like good movies then keep away from this film. It's very bad the effects is bad and the plot awful.


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