The VelociPastor (2016)

| Short, Horror | 2016 (USA)
After losing his parents, a priest travels to China, where he inherits a mysterious ability that allows him to turn into a dinosaur. At first horrified by this new power, a hooker convinces him to use it to fight crime. And ninjas.

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Updated: 10 May 2016
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Hobo
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Ali
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Doug Jones
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Pat Hroncich ...
Vietnam Soldier 1
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Sam the White Ninja
Janice Young ...
Doug's Mom
Douglas Saint James ...
Surgeon
Alec Lambert ...
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Father Stewart
Kurt Voltmann ...
Goliath
Claire Hsu ...
Chinese Villager
Erik Oh ...
Choi-Min
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After losing his parents, a priest travels to China, where he inherits a mysterious ability that allows him to turn into a dinosaur. At first horrified by this new power, a hooker convinces him to use it to fight crime. And ninjas.

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priest | dinosaur | mafia | murder | spoof | See All (6) »

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The film is a feature-length adaptation of a 2011 grind-house trailer by the same director, which was made as a film school project, and went viral. See more »

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Very bad!
11 March 2014 | by (Greece) – See all my reviews

Here's an unusual blend of subgenres. It's American Werewolf in London meets Jurassic Park (or maybe Carnosaur), with more than a dash of The Incredible Hulk! It's The Exorcist sequel we never saw, where the conflicted priest becomes a superhero vigilante, Punisher-style. Actually it's a faux trailer for a film that doesn't exist called, evocatively, The VelociPastor, directed by Brendan Steere. The question the director is asking is: do you want to see a proper feature-length version? Now's your chance. You can decide! The film is very bad if you like good movies then keep away from this film. It's very bad the effects is bad and the plot awful.


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