The fetish concept is strained here beyond repair, but sexy babes is all that Brazzers actually promises.
For example, Briana Blair plays a milkwoman, anachronistically delivering bottles of milk in her neighborhood. She's dressed in white, hardly a uniform, and forces surprised new neighbor Jordan Ash to have sex with her.
Jordan plays another befuddled character in a vignette with Madison Ivy that is very clumsily designed and directed. Ivy plays a corrupt cop, pimping an extra femme (uncredited as usual) who turns in a softcore performance as a hooker strung out on drugs and abused by Madison. Ivy is called to handle a crime at Jordan's home and robs him, forcing him to have sex with her.
Best scene has Sienna West well-photographed to show her massive boobs to best advantage, as she, without an actual uniform, plays a person directing traffic at an intersection (at first glance I thought she was supposed to be a Crossing Guard, but no uniform in any event). She goes home with motorist Johnny Sins for a break and they hump. That's typical of the lame story set-ups.
Bonus Scene is a chintzy, idiotic spoof of "MacGyver" titled MacBoober, with Madison Scott doing very little derring-do but having anal sex courtesy of James Deen.
For example, Briana Blair plays a milkwoman, anachronistically delivering bottles of milk in her neighborhood. She's dressed in white, hardly a uniform, and forces surprised new neighbor Jordan Ash to have sex with her.
Jordan plays another befuddled character in a vignette with Madison Ivy that is very clumsily designed and directed. Ivy plays a corrupt cop, pimping an extra femme (uncredited as usual) who turns in a softcore performance as a hooker strung out on drugs and abused by Madison. Ivy is called to handle a crime at Jordan's home and robs him, forcing him to have sex with her.
Best scene has Sienna West well-photographed to show her massive boobs to best advantage, as she, without an actual uniform, plays a person directing traffic at an intersection (at first glance I thought she was supposed to be a Crossing Guard, but no uniform in any event). She goes home with motorist Johnny Sins for a break and they hump. That's typical of the lame story set-ups.
Bonus Scene is a chintzy, idiotic spoof of "MacGyver" titled MacBoober, with Madison Scott doing very little derring-do but having anal sex courtesy of James Deen.
