Hawaii Five-0 (TV Series)

Palekaiko (Paradise) (2010)

Masi Oka: Max Bergman

Quotes 

• Kono Kalakaua : [Max is tuning his piano, and cannot hear Kono and Chin enter the room]  Sounds like he's torturing a walrus.

  Chin Ho Kelly : Max! Max!

  Dr. Max Bergman : Oh, yes. Oh, Hi. Uh... The room gets extremely cold which causes the soundboard to expand and contract, which causes the pitch to be off-key. I had a piano tuner, but, uh, he liked to chat. It was emotionally draining.

• Chin Ho Kelly : Okay. How are you putting this all together?

  Dr. Max Bergman : Ah. Well, in my spare time, I contribute to an online community devoted to unsolved homicides.

  Kono Kalakaua : So you work with dead bodies all day and your hobby is dead bodies?

  Dr. Max Bergman : I also make pickles. It's a good way to reuse specimen jars.