The Onion News Network (TV Series)

The Real Obama (2011)

Todd Alan Crain: Tucker Hope

Quotes 

• Brooke Alvarez : You know, Tucker was just chosen to co-host the Teen Choice Awards with Jaden Smith.

  Tucker Hope : Yep, that should be a lot of fun. I'm honored to have been chosen.

  Brooke Alvarez : Why, exactly, were you chosen Tucker? You didn't go to high school; I mean, you were home schooled, right?

  Tucker Hope : Well, it must've been all my work...

  Brooke Alvarez : Okay Tuck.

• Tucker Hope : First, up Conair Electronics recalls a popular model of wand massager after company leaders were mortified to learn that people were using the device for things other than its intended purpose.