A breaking news report reveals the president has been kidnapped. In the FactZone, Brooke Alvarez provides viewers with the latest news from around the world, except for the countries no one cares about.
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Barack has told police that he was kidnapped just hours after his inauguration in January 2009 and an impostor took his place as president. Already people are saying this explains Obama's rapid shift from inspiring figure on the campaign to, well, the President Obama we've seen muggling his way through every national issue the past two years.