Rock 'n' Roll Dad (TV Series)

Kindred Spirits (2000)

Paul F. Tompkins: Murry Wilson

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Quotes 

• Fred Lennon : Nothing like a valley great thrashing the beef up your thirst. What say we toddle on down the pub?

  Murry Wilson : There's action beef in your purse so you want to show a poodle your pud? You degenerate...

  Fred Lennon : I said, let's go get smashed.

  Murry Wilson : Now you're talking my language! This anger management jazz worked out pretty well after all! I feel great!

• Murry Wilson : Parents today are afraid to discipline their kids. Why, I once smeared Brian with steak sauce and threatened to feed him to a wolverine because he forgot to say please.

• Murry Wilson : Are you kidding? That's excellent advice! What's your name again, pal?

  Joe Jackson : Joe. Joe Jackson. Father of The Jackson 5!

  Murry Wilson : The Jackson 5, huh? I caught them on TV. Great act! They'd be huge if they were white!

  Joe Jackson : Actually, my son Michael is having himself surgically converted into a white person as we speak against my wishes.

• Seminar Host : Time out, gentlemen! I am so angry I could tinkle! All you men talk about is what your children can do for you. Why not do something for them?

  Joe Jackson : Do something for them?

  Murry Wilson : What say we give him a taste of leather, boys?

  [the fathers unsheathe their belts] 

  Seminar Host : Now, remember! Anger is the fuel that drives us to self-destruction!

  [they beat him up] 

• Seminar Host : Murry, you need to realize that anger is the fuel that drives us to self-destruction.

  Murry Wilson : Do you want to know what anger is? It's a voice that says "You're son to The Beach Boys and you're not. They get the girls and you get the shaft." It says "I'm a bottle of rum and I dare you to drink me!"

  Joe Jackson : You should try beating your sons' head with their own gold records. That's what I do when my kids get out of line.

  Seminar Host : Mr. Jackson!

  Joe Jackson : Sorry.

• Seminar Host : Anger is the voice of your inner child saying "check your watch, mister. It's time to love me".

  Murry Wilson : Aw, Jesus Christ!

  Seminar Host : Let's welcome our newest member: Mr. Murry Wilson! Come and tell us what brought you here, Murr!

  Murry Wilson : My wife made me come due to a little misunderstanding. We ran out of martini olives, so naturally I tried to beat up the house.

  [cutaway gag to Murry beating up his house] 

  Murry Wilson : Oh, you stupid house! Oh, house! Oh, I'll get you!