The Inbetweeners (TV Series)

The Fashion Show (2010)

Blake Harrison: Neil Sutherland

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Quotes 

• Jay Cartwright : [sarcastically]  Oh well done you've mastered walking like a knob and looking like a dick at the same time!

  Simon : This is actually enjoyable, in an 'I'm shitting myself' kind of way

  Neil : If you've shit yourself in them trousers, I ain't touching them!

  Simon : Of course I haven't

  Jay Cartwright : You walk like you have!

• Simon : [to Carly]  Carly?

  [to Will after Carly walks away] 

  Simon : What did you say to her?

  Will : Nothing. Maybe a small dose of 'the truth'.

  Simon : Will, seriously, you have to stop cock-blocking with all this 'principle' shit.

  Will : Simon, if Nelson Mandela hadn't stood up for his beliefs, where would we be now?

  Jay Cartwright : We wouldn't have Nelson's Column for a start.

  Will : Yes we would.

  Simon : I'd better have a piss before this starts.

  Neil : And a poo, Si.

  Will : [to Jay]  What have you done?

  Jay Cartwright : It's my new look.

  Simon : What, the Pat Butcher look?

  Will : I'd say it's more Pirates of the Caribbean.

  Jay Cartwright : Exactly.

  Will : If the pirates shopped at Matalan.

  Jay Cartwright : Yeah well you won't be laughing when I'm getting all the pussy because I'm up on the catwalk.

  Simon : You're not gonna be on the catwalk, you aren't modelling.

  Jay Cartwright : I'm first reserve.

  Will : What, in case the models fancy themselves so much they actually eat themselves.

  Neil : Oh, you would if you could, though.

  Will : What?

  Neil : Suck yourself off.

  Will : That's not what I meant.

  Jay Cartwright : Yeah but I bet you've tried it, we all have.

  Neil : Oh I managed to lick the tip once but it took a lot of stretching, twice a day for a couple of weeks.

  Will : Well thanks for sharing, Neil.

  Simon : Right, I've gotta go, I'm desperate for a piss.