Sherlock (TV Series)
A Study in Pink (2010)
Jonathan Aris: Anderson
Quotes
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Anderson : So we can read her emails, so what?
Sherlock Holmes : Anderson, don't talk out loud. You lower the IQ of the whole street.
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Anderson : Never mind that. We found the case. According to *someone*, the murderer has the case, and we found it in the hands of our favorite psychopath.
Sherlock Holmes : I'm not a psychopath, Anderson. I'm a high-functioning sociopath. Do your research.
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Sherlock Holmes : Ah, Anderson. Here we are again.
Anderson : It's a crime scene. I don't want it contaminated. Are we clear on that?
Sherlock Holmes : Quite clear. And is your wife away for long?
Anderson : Oh, don't pretend you worked that out. Somebody told you that.
Sherlock Holmes : Your deodorant told me that.
Anderson : My deodorant?
Sherlock Holmes : It's for men.
Anderson : Well, of course it's for men! I'm wearing it!
Sherlock Holmes : So's Sergeant Donovan.
[sniffs]
Sherlock Holmes : Ooh... and I think it just vaporised. May I go in?
Anderson : Now, look, whatever you're trying to imply...
Sherlock Holmes : I'm not implying anything. I'm sure Sally came round for a nice little chat and just *happened* to stay over. And I assume she scrubbed your floors, going by the state of her knees.
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Sherlock Holmes : You can't just break into my flat.
DI Lestrade : And you can't withhold evidence. And I didn't break into your flat.
Sherlock Holmes : Well, what do you call this then?
DI Lestrade : It's a drugs bust.
Dr John Watson : Seriously. This guy, a junkie? Have you met him?
Sherlock Holmes : John.
Dr John Watson : I'm pretty sure you could search this flat all day, and you wouldn't find anything you could call recreational.
Sherlock Holmes : John, you probably want to shut up now.
Dr John Watson : Yeah, but come on.
[pause]
Dr John Watson : No...
Sherlock Holmes : What?
Dr John Watson : You?
Sherlock Holmes : Shut up!
[to Lestrade]
Sherlock Holmes : I'm not your sniffer dog.
DI Lestrade : No, Anderson's my sniffer dog.
Sherlock Holmes : What, A... Anderson, what are you doing here on a drugs bust?
Anderson : Oh, I volunteered.
DI Lestrade : They all did. They're not strictly speaking *on* the drug squad, but they're very keen.
Sgt Sally Donovan : [holding up a jar] Are these human eyes?
Sherlock Holmes : Put those back.
Sgt Sally Donovan : But they were in the microwave.
Sherlock Holmes : It's an experiment.
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Anderson : She's German. Rache. German for revenge. She could be trying to tell us something...
Sherlock Holmes : Yes, thank you for your input.
[loudly shuts door in Anderson's face]