Have I Got News for You (TV Series)
Episode #39.5 (2010)
Jo Brand: Self - Guest Presenter
Quotes
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Jo : Good evening. I'm Jo Brand. Welcome to Have I Got Election News For You. Especially recorded after Election Night, so we'd know exactly what the final outcome was.
[laughter]
Jo : Well, that worked!
[More laughter]
Jo : On the kind of day that makes our political system the envy of the world yes, we've got no Government!
[Cheering and applause]
Paul : Does that mean we can do what we like?
Jo : Yes!
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Jo : Ian and Jon, take a look at this.
[Cut to footage of voter queuing at a polling station]
Ian : People wanting to vote!
Jon : Unmanageable turnout of 65%.
[laughter]
Ian : What do they think this is, South Africa? Get out of there!
[Cut to people with ballot boxes]
Ian : That's the Lib Dem vote being chucked in the river!
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Ian : I'm interested in the human story of what Lembit is going to do now.
Jo : Go for it, then.
Lembit : Are there any head hunters in the audience? I've always wanted to do whatever it is you're looking for... I don't know yet.
Ian : It's brutal, democracy, isn't it?
Lembit : No, but you are!
[audience react]
Lembit : You were horrible to me the *last* time I was on the show as well.
Ian : I don't believe it! It's the sort of lies you politicians tell!
Lembit : I'm not a politician!
[Cheering and applause]