James Rolfe: The Angry Video Game Nerd, Super Mecha Death Christ

Quotes 

• The Angry Video Game Nerd : A toy gun. What are you, some kind of idiot?

  Linkara : I'm not an idiot... I AM A MAN!

  [fires gun, which knocks off Kyle Justin's hat] 

  The Angry Video Game Nerd : ...the fuck did you do that?

  Linkara : It's magic, BITCH!

• The Angry Video Game Nerd : All gamers on this side. Line up, you goddamn mutant bastards.

• Nostalgia Critic : Alright, Nerd, let's pick up where we left off.

  The Angry Video Game Nerd : You mean with me kicking your ass?

  Nostalgia Critic : Shut up!

• Chester A. Bum : Leave the nice Mr. 'MaCritic' alone!

  [punches Nerd and starts kicking him] 

  The Angry Video Game Nerd : Get off me, you retarded bum.

• Ask That Guy with the Glasses : You two, do you even remember what you were fighting about all this time?

  The Angry Video Game Nerd , Nostalgia Critic : No.

  Ask That Guy with the Glasses : Then why are we all fighting? This isn't a time for comic book violence, this is a time for unity. For everyone to bring their creativity together to create something new and better.

  Nostalgia Critic : You know, he's right. We shouldn't hate each other. We should join forces to hate other things.

• The Angry Video Game Nerd : Now that's some fuck right there!

• Super Mecha Death Christ : Fuck you, you fucking motherfucker!

• The Angry Video Game Nerd : Listen up, you cock munching maggots, we're not gonna fight with your hearts, we're gonna fight with our balls. So sound off like ya got a pair.

• The Angry Video Game Nerd : [to Sage]  Hey, you, wipe that asshole off your face. There's no more assing around here. We don't even know the word 'ass'. We annihilate all ass!

• The Angry Video Game Nerd : I want you to fight until every one of those motherfuckers hits the floor like diarrhea dump dropping out of a dog's asshole.