The Cleveland Show (TV Series)

A Short Story and a Tall Tale (2011)

Mike Henry: Cleveland Brown, Rallo Tubbs, Benjamin Franklin

Quotes 

• Dwight Howard : Hey mom, why is Stanley from The Office yelling at you?

  Cleveland Brown : I am not Stanley from The Office.

• Cleveland Brown : [singing]  All-Stars, Hollywood, courtside, courtside. Going to a ball game.

• Cleveland Brown : [after seeing Donna wearing a frumpy-looking nightgown]  Oh, nightgown? Like I'm sleeping with Gargamel.

  Donna Tubbs : What are you doing?

  Cleveland Brown : Not you, Dumbledore.

• Cleveland Brown : Hey, Kevin Garnett. Smooth move going straight to the NBA instead of going to college. Good luck getting into grad school, chump.

  Kevin Garnett's Mother : Oh, no, you do not talk to my son like that.

  Cleveland Brown : Well, your son is shooting three for 15. What percentage is that, Kevin? He doesn't know because he didn't go to college.

  Kevin Garnett's Mother : Do you know what percentage that is?

  Cleveland Brown : I was a ceramics major.

• Cleveland Brown : You're not gonna believe this. There's a bunch of elves in tuxedos attacking NBA All-Stars on our lawn. This is the best day ever.

• Marty : [to Rallo]  Trish and I are little people.

  Rallo : Yeah, I'm a little person too.

  Marty : No, little people means we're adults who are the size of children.

  Rallo : Oh, you mean midgets?

  Marty : We don't like that word.

  Rallo : You say midget, at least people know what you're talking about.

• Rallo : See? LeBron James does care about Cleveland.

  Cleveland Brown : Ha!