The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)

The Prestidigitation Approximation (2011)

Kaley Cuoco: Penny

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• Leonard Hofstadter : Are you familiar with Darwin's observation of the finches in the Galapagos Islands?

  Penny : Did they make a movie about it?

  Leonard Hofstadter : No.

  Penny : Then, no.

• Penny : I think I know how you did the card trick.

  Sheldon Cooper : Oh, please. If I don't know, you don't know; that's axiomatic.

  Penny : Come here.

  [Penny whispers in Howard's ear] 

  Howard Wolowitz : You're right.

  Penny : [seeing Sheldon's indignation]  Not too bad for someone who doesn't know what "axiomatic" means.

• Leonard Hofstadter : How about we still hang out, but on the down low?

  Penny : Are you really that kind of guy?

  Leonard Hofstadter : No. I actually felt kind of silly just saying "on the down low."

• Penny : Oh, for god's sake, Leonard, this is about Priya, isn't it? She doesn't want me hanging out with you.

  Leonard Hofstadter : Yes. There, I said it.

  Penny : Okay, look, I happen to like your girlfriend.

  Leonard Hofstadter : And she likes you.

  Penny : No, she doesn't.

  Leonard Hofstadter : Not really, no.

  Penny : It doesn't matter. Look, I promise from now on I will keep my distance from you.

  Leonard Hofstadter : Well, now, hold on. What kind of distance are we talking about? Because we are neighbours. I mean, I can hear the toilet flush in your apartment.

  Penny : You can hear my toilet flush?

  Leonard Hofstadter : I don't listen for it, but it's nice to know everything's okay with your plumbing. The building's plumbing.

  Penny : Leonard, I get it. You're in a new relationship now. And I'm happy for you. So why don't we just shake hands and part friends?

  Leonard Hofstadter : Well, now hold on, how about this? How about we still hang out, but on the down-low?

  Penny : Are you really that kind of guy?

  Leonard Hofstadter : No. I actually felt kinda silly just saying on the down-low.

  Penny : [sadly]  Goodbye Leonard.