Glee (TV Series)

Grilled Cheesus (2010)

Mike O'Malley: Burt Hummel

Quotes 

• Kurt Hummel : Hey, dad.

  Burt Hummel : Hey, that's my boy.

  Kurt Hummel : You forgot your breakfast. Suzanne Somers says that skipping breakfast is suicide.

  Burt Hummel : [looking in the bag Kurt hands him]  What is this?

  Kurt Hummel : It's an egg white wrap on a sprouted wheat tortilla, half a grapefruit, and a green drink.

  Burt Hummel : Where's my ususal breakfast?

  Kurt Hummel : A Coke and two Slim Jims?

  Burt Hummel : Yeah. Breakfast of champions.

  Kurt Hummel : Dad, you are not a kid anymore. You have to start taking care of yourself.

  Burt Hummel : Well, I guess with enough hot sauce, this will be all right. Thanks.

• Burt Hummel : Hey, don't forget, Friday night dinner is 6:00 instead of 7:00 this week. Carole and Finn are coming over, and she has to work the night shift.

  Kurt Hummel : I... I can't do this Friday. It's sing-along "Sound of Music" at the El Royale theater. It's a once-a-year event.

  Burt Hummel : And last week, you had to camp out early so you could be first in line for those "Grey's Anatomy" DVDs.

  Kurt Hummel : Season six, dad.

  Burt Hummel : Okay, those Friday night dinners are a ritual in our family. One your mom started.

  Kurt Hummel : I know, but I'm a teenager. Friday nights are kind of important to me. Why are you making me feel guilty about this? I, of all people, know how important the relationship is between you and Carole.

  Burt Hummel : Those dinners are more than important. They're sacred. Okay, the whole point of having something sacred is that it takes precedence over anything else you got going on.

  Kurt Hummel : Sing-along "Sound of Music" is sacred to me.

  Burt Hummel : What, you think I don't know that? Okay, wasn't I the one who bought you that Maria bonnet when you were six? Okay, the point is if you start giving up stuff like Friday night dinners, then you got nothing to hold onto. Okay, let's face it, Kurt. If we don't schedule it, then we don't hang out. If we don't hang out, then our lives, they just go right by each other. And we don't share very much.

  Kurt Hummel : I'm sorry, but I'm not missing something that I look forward to all year just for another dinner. Maybe we could do it Thursday or something.

  Burt Hummel : I got to tell you, Kurt. I'm real disappointed in you.