Supernatural (TV Series)

Family Matters (2010)

Jensen Ackles: Dean Winchester

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• Samuel Campbell : This Castiel?

  Castiel : [nods] 

  Samuel Campbell : You're scrawnier than I pictured.

  Castiel : This is a vessel. My true form is the size of your Chrysler Building.

  Dean Winchester : All right, all right, quit bragging.

• Sam Winchester : Working with a demon, huh? You're not who I thought you were.

  Samuel Campbell : You don't know anything about me, son.

  Dean Winchester : So what's so important that you're the king of Hell's cabana boy, huh? What'd he offer you? Girls, money? Hair?

• Sam Winchester : Samuel didn't take the bait. So I went with Plan B.

  Dean Winchester : We had a Plan B?

• Crowley : Best shut your gob. Employees don't question management.

  Dean Winchester : We ain't your employees.

  Crowley : Of course you are! Have been for some time now, thanks to Gramps. I don't keep Captain Chromedome around for his wit, do I? Samuel knows things. More than any of you, actually. Walking encyclopedia of the creepy and the crawly. And I knew, you two are so hung up on family-loyalty nonsense, that when he said jump, you'd get froggy.

• Dean Winchester : Since when do you give a crap about vampires?

  Crowley : Since, uh... what's today, Friday? Okay let's see... since, mind your own business.

• Alpha Vampire : The thing about souls, if you've got one, of course, is they're predictable. You die, you go up or down. Where do my kind go?

  Dean Winchester : All right, enough with the sermon, freak.

  Alpha Vampire : I'm trying to answer the question. Now, when we freaks die, where do we go? Not Heaven, not Hell. So?

  Dean Winchester : Legoland?

• Sam Winchester : Why does Samuel care about any of this?

  Alpha Vampire : He doesn't care. He does as he is told.

  Dean Winchester : Well, if the old man's Kermit, whose hand's up his ass?

• Christian Campbell : You know, I've tried playing nice, Dean, but I think I'm done.

  Dean Winchester : You're a bigger knob than you've been letting on?

• Dean Winchester : I don't care if you've got soullessness... or the mumps. You know better than this.