Supernatural (TV Series)
The French Mistake (2011)
Jared Padalecki: Sam Winchester
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Quotes
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Dean Winchester : These are words in a script! This isn't Cas!
Misha Collins : You guys wanna run lines or...?
Dean Winchester : His name's Misha! Misha?
Sam Winchester : Oh, wow!
Dean Winchester : Misha? Jensen? What's up with the names around here?
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Sam Winchester : [looks at an RV trailer] Hey. J. Ackles.
Dean Winchester : That's fake me.
Sam Winchester : Yeah.
Dean Winchester : This must be fake mine.
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Sam Winchester : So, now, uh, what's the deal with all this TV crap?
Misha Collins : Pardon?
Dean Winchester : Yeah. Amen, Padaleski.
Sam Winchester : Uh, "Lecki."
Dean Winchester : What?
Sam Winchester : Lecki. Pretty sure.
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Sam Winchester : [reading the episode script] Who wrote this? No one says "penultimate."
Dean Winchester : Gun, mouth, now.
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Sam Winchester : For whatever reason, our life is a TV show.
Dean Winchester : Why?
Sam Winchester : I don't know.
Dean Winchester : No, seriously. Why? Why would anybody want to watch our lives?
Sam Winchester : Well, according to the interviewer, not very many people do. Look, I'm not saying it makes sense. I'm just saying we - we've landed in some dimension where you're Jensen Ackles, and I'm something called a "Jared Padalecki."
Dean Winchester : So what, now you're Polish? Is any of this make any sense to you?
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Sam Winchester : [to Robert Singer] Wait, your kidding. So, the character in the show, Bobby Singer...
Dean Winchester : What kind of douchebag names a character after himself?
Sam Winchester : Oh, that's not right.
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Sam Winchester : [looks at a tanning bed] What am I, Dracula?
Dean Winchester : George Hamilton Dracula.
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Dean Winchester : Dude, I have a helicopter.
Sam Winchester : Whoa. All right, who puts a 300-gallon aquarium in their trailer?
Dean Winchester : Apparently, Jensen Ackles.
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Robert Singer : Guys. You can't come to work on poppers. And smuggle kidneys in from Mexico. And make up your own lines as you go. You *cannot* make up your own lines. Good God, what about your careers?
Sam Winchester : You know what? Screw our careers, Bob.
Robert Singer : What?
Dean Winchester : You heard my brother. That's right, I said brother. Because you know what, Bob? We're not actors. We're hunters. We're the Winchesters. Always have been and always will be. And where we're from, people don't know who we are. But you know what? We matter to that world. We even saved the son of a bitch once or twice. And yeah, okay, here, maybe there's some fans who give a crap about this nonsense.
Robert Singer : I wouldn't call it "nonsense."
Dean Winchester : But, Bob Singer... if that even is your name... tell me this. What does it all mean?
Robert Singer : Okay. This is good. I mean, we've all had our psychotic breaks, right? I can work with it.
Sam Winchester : Dean. Virgil. I think he has the key.
Dean Winchester : We quit.
Sam Winchester : Yeah.
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Misha Collins : Ooh. Priority. What's in it?
Sam Winchester : I bought part of a dead person.
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Clif Kosterman : So I don't mean to pry, but why are we picking up packages at 8 a. m... that haven't cleared customs yet?
Dean Winchester : Just saving time.
Clif Kosterman : Not doing anything illegal, are we?
Sam Winchester : Make you feel better if we said no?
Clif Kosterman : No.
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Sam Winchester : [When they appear on the set of "Supernatural"] Should we be killing anybody?
Dean Winchester : I don't think so.
Sam Winchester : Running?
Dean Winchester : Where?