Doctor Who (TV Series)
The Eleventh Hour (2010)
Matt Smith: The Doctor
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Quotes
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The Doctor : You know when grown-ups tell you everything's going to be fine, and you think they're probably lying to make you feel better?
Young Amy : Yes.
The Doctor : Everything's going to be fine.
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The Doctor : C'mon, then! The Doctor will see you now!
Atraxi : [after scanning The Doctor] You are not of this world.
The Doctor : No but I've put a lot work into it.
Atraxi : Is this world important?
The Doctor : Important? What's that mean, important? Six billion people live here, is that important? Here's a better question: is this world a threat to the Atraxi? Oh come on, you're monitoring the whole planet! Is this world a threat?
Atraxi : [after looking at a montage of world events] No.
The Doctor : Are the peoples of this world guilty of any crime by the laws of the Atraxi?
Atraxi : [after viewing another montage about earth] No.
The Doctor : Okay. One more, just one: is this world protected?
[as the Atraxi views a montage of all the aliens who have attacked humanity in some way]
The Doctor : You're not the first to have come here. Oh, there have been so many. And what you've got to ask is, what happened to them?
[Atraxi looks at a montage of the past ten Doctors. The Doctor steps through the montage when the 10th Doctor is shown]
The Doctor : Hello. I'm the Doctor. Basically. Run.
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The Doctor : I am definitely a madman with a box!
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Young Amy : I'm not scared!
The Doctor : Course you're not, you're not scared of anything! Box falls out of the sky, man falls out of a box, man eats fish custard! And look at you... just sitting there. So you know what I think?
Young Amy : What?
The Doctor : Must be a hell of a scary crack in your wall.
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Young Amy : You're soaking wet.
The Doctor : I was in the swimming pool.
Young Amy : You said you were in the library.
The Doctor : So was the swimming pool.
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The Doctor : Hello. I'm The Doctor. Basically... run.
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Rory : Amy, he's taking his clothes off.
The Doctor : Turn your back if it embarrasses you.
Rory : Are you stealing clothes now? Those clothes belong to people you know.
[turns around]
Rory : [to Amy] Are you not going to turn your back?
Amy Pond : [gazing intently at The Doctor] Nope.
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[Amy begins cooking]
The Doctor : Ahh! Bacon!
[the Doctor eats the bacon, then promptly spits it out]
The Doctor : That's bacon! Are you trying to poison me?
[Amy begins cooking again]
The Doctor : Beans!
[the Doctor eats the fried beans, and promptly spits them out]
The Doctor : Beans are evil. Bad bad beans.
[Amy butters a slice of plain bread]
The Doctor : Bread and butter! Now you're talking.
[the Doctor runs outside and flings the bread and butter out]
The Doctor : And stay out!
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The Doctor : [seeing what Jeff was watching on his computer] Blimey. Get a girlfriend, Jeff.
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Mrs Angelo : Amy, who is your friend?
The Doctor : Who's Amy? You were Amelia!
Amy Pond : Yeah, now I'm Amy!
The Doctor : Amelia Pond - that was a great name!
Amy Pond : Bit fairy tale.
Mrs Angelo : I know you, don't I?
The Doctor : Not me - brand new face
[Pulls a funny face]
The Doctor : First time on. And what sort of job is a kissogram?
Amy Pond : I go to parties, and I... kiss people. With outfits. It's a laugh!
The Doctor : You were a little girl five minutes ago!
Amy Pond : You're worse than my aunt!
The Doctor : I'm the Doctor, I'm worse than everybody's aunt!
[Turns to Mrs Angelo]
The Doctor : And that is *not* how I'm introducing myself!
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Young Amy : What is it? What's wrong with you?
The Doctor : Wrong with me? It's not my fault, why can't you give me any decent food! You're Scottish, fry something!
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Amy Pond : And you kept the clothes.
The Doctor : Well I just saved the world... the whole planet for about the millionth time, no charge, yeah, shoot me, I kept the clothes.
Amy Pond : Including the bow tie.
The Doctor : Yeah, it's cool, bow ties are cool.
Amy Pond : Are you from another planet?
The Doctor : Yeah.
Amy Pond : Okay...
The Doctor : So what do you think?
Amy Pond : What?
The Doctor : Other planets. Wanna check some out?
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The Doctor : [On the phone to the Atraxi] Oi! I didn't say you could go! Article 57 of the Shadow Proclamation. This is a fully established, Level 5, planet, and you were going to burn it? What...? Did you think no one was watching? You lot, back here, now!
[Ends the call and tosses phone to Rory]
The Doctor : Ok. Now I've done it!
Rory : Did he just bring them back? Did he just save the world from aliens, and then bring all the aliens back again?
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The Eleventh Doctor : Amy Pond, there's something you better understand about me, cos it's important, and one day your life may depend on it.
[He smiles]
The Eleventh Doctor : I am definitely a madman with a box.
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The Doctor : Do I just have a face that nobody listens to? Again.
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Amy Pond : Will that door hold it?
The Doctor : Oh yeah, yeah, course! It's an interdimensional multi-form from outer space, they're all 'terrified' of wood!
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The Doctor : No TARDIS, no screwdriver, two minutes to spare... Who da man?
[blank stares from Prisoner Zero, Rory, and Amy]
The Doctor : [Mumbling] Oh, it's, I'm never saying that again, fine!
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The Doctor : I know what I need! I need... I need... I need... fish fingers and custard!
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The Doctor : How many rooms?
Amy Pond : I'm sorry, what?
The Doctor : On this floor, how many rooms? Count them for me now.
Amy Pond : Why?
The Doctor : Because it will change your life.
Amy Pond : [pause] Five. One, two, three, four, five
The Doctor : Six.
Amy Pond : Six?
The Doctor : Look.
Amy Pond : Look where?
The Doctor : Exactly where you don't want to look, where you never want to look. The corner of your eye. Look behind you.
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The Doctor : These are all coma patients?
Rory : Yeah
The Doctor : No, they're all the multiform. Eight comas, eight disguises for Prisoner Zero
Amy Pond : He had a dog, though. There's a dog in a coma?
The Doctor : Well, coma patient dreams he's walking a dog, Prisoner Zero gets a dog. Laptop! Your friend, what was his name, not him, the good looking one!
Rory : Thanks!
Amy Pond : Jeff.
Rory : Oh, thanks.
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[seeing his new TARDIS for the first time]
The Doctor : Look at you. Oh, you sexy thing, look at you!
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The Eleventh Doctor : Hello, I'm the Doctor.
The Eleventh Doctor : Basically, RUN.
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The Doctor : You wanted to come fourteen years ago. What happened?
Amy Pond : I grew up.
The Doctor : [He smiles] Don't worry. I'll soon fix that.
[He snaps his fingers and the TARDIS's door opens]
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The Doctor : So... all of time and space, everything that ever happened or ever will - where do you want to start?
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Amy Pond : And you kept the bow tie?
The Eleventh Doctor : [looks at Amy]
The Eleventh Doctor : Yes, bow ties are cool
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The Doctor : [Prisoner Zero is disguised as the Doctor] Well, that's rubbish. Who's that supposed to be?
Rory : It's you.
The Doctor : Me?
[looks down]
The Doctor : Is that what I look like?
Rory : You don't know?
The Doctor : Busy day! Why me, though? You're linked with her. Why are you copying me?
Young Amy : [Prisoner Zero version] I'm not
[appears from behind the fake Doctor]
Young Amy : Poor Amy Pond. Still such a child inside. Dreaming of the magic Doctor she knows will return to save her. What a disappointment you've been
The Doctor : No. She's dreaming about me cos she can still hear me!
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The Doctor : Am I people? Do I even look like people? Trust me. I'm the Doctor.
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[the Atraxi have returned in response to the phone call from The Doctor]
Amy Pond : So this was a good idea was it? They were leaving!
The Doctor : Leaving is good - never coming back is better!
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The Doctor : [Realising he is actually 12 years late] Why did you say six months?
Amy Pond : He's coming.
The Doctor : This matters. This is important. Why did you say six months?
Amy Pond : [Angrily] Why did you say five minutes?
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Young Amy : Who are you?
The Doctor : I don't know yet. Still cooking.
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The Doctor : [the Doctor has transmitted the reset virus to everyone in the conference call, and asked them to ensure it is passed on] Any questions?
Patrick Moore : Who's your lady friend?
The Doctor : Patrick - behave!
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The Doctor : You're Amelia!
Amy Pond : [pulling at her skirt] You're late!
[starts walking off]
The Doctor : [walking alongside] Amelia Pond! You're the little girl!
Amy Pond : I'm Amelia, and you're late.
The Doctor : What happened?
Amy Pond : Twelve years!
The Doctor : You hit me with a cricket bat!
Amy Pond : Ha! Twelve years!
The Doctor : A cricket bat!
Amy Pond : Twelve years, and four psychiatrists!
The Doctor : Four?
Amy Pond : I kept biting them!
The Doctor : Why?
Amy Pond : They said you weren't real.
Atraxi : [Garbled] Prisoner Zero will vacate the human residence, or the human residence will be incinerated!
Amy Pond : Come on! No, no, no! What! We're being staked out, by an ice cream van?
[the Doctor and Amy run to the van]
The Doctor : What is that? Why are you playing that?
Ice Cream Man : It's supposed to be Clare de Lune!
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The Doctor : Amy Pond. The girl who waited. You waited long enough.
Amy Pond : When I was a kid, you said there was a swimming pool. And a library, and the swimming pool was in the library.
The Doctor : Yeah, not sure where it's got to now. It'll turn up. So, coming?
Amy Pond : No.
The Doctor : You wanted to come 14 years ago.
Amy Pond : I grew up.
The Doctor : Don't worry. I'll soon fix that.
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The Doctor : Amy Pond, there's something you'd better understand about me cause it's important, and one day your life may depend on it: I am definitely a mad man with a box!
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The Doctor : [Dialling a number on the phone] Sorry in advance, by the way
Rory : What for?
The Doctor : The bill!
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The Doctor : Well done, Prisoner Zero. A perfect impersonation of yourself.
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The Doctor : I'm saving the world - I need a decent shirt. To hell with the raggedy. Time to put on a show!
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Amy Pond : Why me?
The Doctor : Why not?
Amy Pond : No seriously, you are asking me to run away with you in the middle of the night, it's a fair question. Why me?
The Doctor : I don't know, it's fun. Do I have to have a reason?
Amy Pond : People always have a reason.
The Doctor : Do I look like people?
Amy Pond : Yes.
The Doctor : Been knocking around on my own for a while. My choice, but I've started talking to myself, all the time. It's giving me an earache.
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Mrs Angelo : I like Patrick Moore!
The Doctor : I'll get you his number, but watch him - he's a devil!
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The Doctor : [Locking the door with the sonic screwdriver] Kissogram?
Amy Pond : Yes! A Kissogram! What's going on?
The Doctor : Why did you pretend to be a policewoman?
[Runs towards the TARDIS]
Amy Pond : [Chasing after him] You broke into my house! It was either this or a French Maid! What's going on? Tell me!
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The Doctor : [the Doctor has grabbed Rory's cameraphone and looked at the picture] The sun's going out and you're photographing a man and a dog. Why?
Rory : [Notices Amy standing next to him] Amy!
Amy Pond : Hi
[Turns to the Doctor]
Amy Pond : Oh, this is Rory, he's a... friend.
Rory : Boyfriend.
Amy Pond : Kind of boyfriend.
Rory : Amy!
The Doctor : Man and dog, why?
Rory : [Looks the Doctor up and down] Oh, my god, It's him!
Amy Pond : Just answer his question, please!
Rory : But it's him though, the Doctor, the Raggady Doctor!
Amy Pond : Yes, he came back!
Rory : He was a story, he was a game...
The Doctor : [Grabs Rory by the lapels] Man and dog, why, tell me, now!
Rory : Sorry, it's just, he can't be there because he's
The Doctor , Rory : In a hospital, in a coma.
Rory : Yes
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The Doctor : Who's Amy? You were Amelia.
Amy Pond : Yeah, now I'm Amy.
The Doctor : Amelia Pond. That was a great name.
Amy Pond : Bit fairytale.
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Young Amy : Are you okay?
The Doctor : Just had a fall. All the way down there, right to the library. Hell of a climb back up.
Young Amy : You're soaking wet.
The Doctor : I was in the swimming pool.
Young Amy : You said you were in the library.
The Doctor : So was the swimming pool.
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The Doctor : An alien convict is hiding in your spare room disguised as a man and a dog and some other aliens who are about to incinerate your house. Any questions? Me too.
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The Doctor : Well that's good. Fantastic. That gives us 20 minutes to save the world and I've got a post office. And it's shut!
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The Doctor : What is that?
Amy Pond : It's a duck pond.
The Doctor : Why aren't there any ducks?
Amy Pond : I don't know. There's never any ducks.
The Doctor : Then how do you know it's a duck pond?
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Atraxi : You are not of this world.
The Doctor : No, but I've put a lot of work into it.
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Amy Pond : So that thing, *that* hid in my house for 12 years?
The Doctor : Multiform can live for millenia - 12 years is just a pit stop!
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The Doctor : [Indicating the Atraxi ship] That ship up there is scanning this area for no terrestrial technology
[Pulls out his screwdriver]
The Doctor : and nothing says non terrestrial like a sonic screwdriver!
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The Doctor : [the Doctor is reached the TARDIS door when Amy asks what is going on] An alien convict is hiding in your spare room disguised as a man and a dog, and some other aliens are about to incinerate your house! Any questions?
[Turns back to the TARDIS]
Amy Pond : Yes!
The Doctor : Me too!
[Tries the door, which won't open]
The Doctor : No, no, no, no, don't do that! It's still rebuilding, not letting us in!
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Atraxi : Prisoner Zero has escaped!
The Doctor : Prisoner Zero...
Young Amy : Prisoner Zero has escaped. That's what I heard. What does it mean?
Atraxi : Prisoner Zero has escaped!
The Doctor : It means that on the other side of this wall there's a prison, and they've lost a prisoner. And do you know what that means?
Young Amy : What?
The Doctor : You need a better wall.
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The Doctor : [arriving to save Amy and Rory] Am I late?
[looks at the clock]
The Doctor : No, three minutes. I've still got time.
Prisoner Zero : [in its mother and daughter disguise] Time for what, Time Lord?
