Top Gear (TV Series)

Bolivia Special (2009)

Richard Hammond: Self - Presenter

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Quotes 

• Richard : It's a phobia. I've just...

  James : What's yours?

  Jeremy : Phobia?

  James : Yeah.

  Jeremy : Manual labor. You know that.

• [the boys are about to drive the infamous Death Road. James is afraid of heights] 

  James : You know that, "you drive into the back of my car and it's very funny" joke?

  Jeremy : Oh, you want me to drive into the back of you?

  James : No. I'll cut your *beep* head off. You will need a beep there, BBC2.

  [Later, Jeremy accidentally runs into the back of James's car. James approaches Jeremy while carrying a very large machete] 

  James : I was perfectly *beep* straight with you about this, and now you're going to get machete'd to death!

  Richard : James is killing Jeremy. Things are going well!

• James : You have, if my eyes are not deceiving me, a Range Rover.

  Jeremy : The best 4x4, by far. As we know it.

  James : [snorts]  I've had one of those.

  Richard : Yeah, classic. I had one as well.

  James : Oh.

  Richard : Did yours ever... work?

  James : No.

• Richard : [while motoring down the river in a boat]  We're close to the equator.

  Jeremy : We're very close to it.

  James : In fact we're on it.

  Richard : No, we can't be. We'd see a great big dotted line.