Quotes
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Sterling Archer : Forget about Krause, there's your bomber. That guy, Beardsley McTurban-head.
Malory Archer : You idiot. That's Sandhu Singh, the billionaire investor. He's a Sikh.
Sterling Archer : Oh, so if he's not a Muslim, he just gets a pass? Well that's called profiling Mother, and I don't do it.
Capt. Lammers : Mr. Singh is a Excelsior's majority shareholder.
Sterling Archer : So.
Capt. Lammers : If anything went wrong with this flight, he'd lose millions.
Sterling Archer : It's the perfect cover.
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Sterling Archer : Jesus! You want to blow us all to shit, Sherlock?
[Archer slaps the face of a man attempting to light a cigarette]
Malory Archer : Sterling!
Capt. Lammers : For the last time, the Excelsior is filled with non-flamable helium!
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Capt. Lammers : We don't normally drink on the bridge.
Sterling Archer : Well I don't normally fly on the Hindenberg 2.0!
Lana Kane : And Cyril doesn't normally storm off without kissing me goodbye!
Sterling Archer : So we're all out of our comfort zone.
Malory Archer : Not me! My stateroom is gorgeous.
