Quotes
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Jonesy Garcia : [hears his cell phone ringing; to Jude] That must be Nikki. I left her a message to meet me for lunch.
Jonesy Garcia : [answers phone] Hey, babe. Ready to meet for some taco stand lip-locking action?
Jonesy Garcia : [shocked; into phone] Uh, Ms. Dunwoody? What do you mean you can't wait? For our what? No! No! Don't meet me in half...
Jude Lizowski : [Ms. Dunwoody hangs up] Hello?
Jude Lizowski : [interested] Who's Ms. Dunwoody?
Jonesy Garcia : My mom's best friend. Apparently, we have a date.
Jonesy Garcia : [scans his phone] Aw, man! Jen must have rearranged all the numbers in my cell phone!
Jude Lizowski : [laughs] Sweet!
Jude Lizowski : [sees Jonesy glaring] I mean, harsh.
Jonesy Garcia : Fear not, Jude. The big prank I've been setting up for days is about to pay off! Jen will finally be forced to admit defeat!
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Jude Lizowski : How'd the breakup with Ms. Dunwoody go?
Jonesy Garcia : There were tears.
Jude Lizowski : Bummer. What'd you say?
Jonesy Garcia : I told her we're at different stages in our life. I'm young and, well, she's not.