Castle (TV Series)

One Man's Treasure (2009)

Stana Katic: Kate Beckett

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• Kate Beckett : Yeah, well, never underestimate the fragility of the male ego.

  Kevin Ryan : Oh, see, that's just a stero...

  Richard Castle : Don't. Don't. That's... She is baiting us, all right? Just ignore her, and she'll lose her witchy powers.

  Kate Beckett : You wish. All right, let's go off to Parker's office.

  [Beckett stands, stops and starts searching and looking around] 

  Richard Castle : Lose something?

  Kate Beckett : Umm... Where... Where, uh... Where's my broom?

• Richard Castle : I know Alexis already talked to you. I just wanted to make sure that you're really okay with having her here.

  Kate Beckett : I wouldn't have said yes if I wasn't.

  Richard Castle : Well, yeah, but you're busy, and I just don't want her to be in the way.

  Kate Beckett : Big Castle is the one who likes to get in the way. I'm sure Little Castle will be a pleasure.

• [talking about the catfight between the wife and fiancee of the murder victim] 

  Kate Beckett : And that whole thing with the ulcers was...

  Richard Castle : Oh, I know. That was a great 'Desperate Housewives' moment, the way Sarah just rubbed Helen's face in it.

• [Castle is plugging his nose to block the smell of garbage] 

  Kate Beckett : What are you doing?

  Richard Castle : Well, I can't breathe through my nose. I happen to have a very acute sense of smell.

  Kate Beckett : Suck it up, Castle. Real cops deal with worse.

  Lanie Parish : Yeah, not to mention *medical* examiners. Do you know how *long* I have to shower before heading out on a date?

  Richard Castle : No, but if you need someone to time it for you, I'd be happy to...

  Kevin Ryan : [sticking his arm up out of the dumpster, holding a wallet]  Found it!

  [Ryan climbs out of the dumpster] 

  Kevin Ryan : It must've fallen out of his jacket on the way down.

  Kate Beckett : [checking the driver's license]  Yep, that's our guy. All right, the name is Sam Parker. And the driver's license has his address placed in Connecticut.

  Kevin Ryan : Maybe he's visiting someone in the building.

  Richard Castle : You mean dropping by.

• [entering the morgue to see the wife to identify the body] 

  Richard Castle : You okay?

  Kate Beckett : This is never easy, no matter how much experience you have.

• Captain Roy Montgomery : Is that our vic's wife?

  Kate Beckett : Fiancée.

  Richard Castle : The wife is over there.

  Captain Roy Montgomery : Come again?

  Kate Beckett : [she and Castle nod their heads one way]  Fiancée.

  Captain Roy Montgomery : Mm-hmm.

  Kate Beckett : [she and Castle nod their heads the other way]  Wife.

  Captain Roy Montgomery : Mmm... Oh, boy.

  Richard Castle : [excited whisper]  I know. Isn't it delicious?

• [discussing the victim's wife and fiancee] 

  Kate Beckett : Do you think he would've gone through with it?

  Richard Castle : Through with what?

  Kate Beckett : Marrying Sarah if he hadn't gotten killed.

  Richard Castle : Well... that was a pretty big *rock* he put on her finger. With the fake identity he had set up, the county clerk's office never would have flagged him as someone who was already married.

  Kate Beckett : Yeah, but Sam was pretending to be Jake before he met Sarah. I don't understand the fake identity.

  Richard Castle : Maybe to land the job?

  Kate Beckett : I understand fibbing on your résumé, but *changing* your identity? The math doesn't quite add up for me.

  Richard Castle : You know what math doesn't add up for me?

  Kate Beckett : Hmm?

  Richard Castle : Two wives.

  Kate Beckett : One wife too many for you?

  Richard Castle : Two wives too many.

  Kate Beckett : Seems like the common denominator in that equation is *you*.

  [Beckett walks away and Castle realizes she just insulted him] 

• Richard Castle : [about Alexis]  You know, here first day at preschool, I hid outside in the bushes all day just to make sure she was all right.

  Captain Roy Montgomery : First time my son went to summer camp, I followed the bus all the way to the Adirondacks.

  Kate Beckett : You two are both either very sweet or very creepy.

• Richard Castle : Please tell me you did not sleep in the break room again.

  Kate Beckett : I went home. I just couldn't stop thinking about that catfight last night.

  Richard Castle : Would you think less of me if I said, "Me, too"?