Corner Gas (TV Series)

You've Been Great, Goodnight (2009)

Louise Clark: Health Inspector

Quotes 

• [first lines] 

  Brent LeRoy : Hey, did you guys see the Howler? It says Fast Exit's doing a reunion tour.

  Hank Yarbo : No way, really?

  Lacey Burrows : Who's Fast Exit?

  Brent LeRoy : Who's Fast Exit? Only the most awesome rock band in the history of the universe!

  Hank Yarbo : [reading the paper]  Yeah, and they're doing a doing a tour of hockey and curling rinks across Western Canada.

  Brent LeRoy : Well, much of Western Canada.

  Hank Yarbo : Oh, but the only show they're doing around here is in Wullerton.

  [Hank and Brent spit on the ground] 

  Brent LeRoy : Forget that then. Bunch of has-beens.

  Lacey Burrows : [gesturing to the woman at the counter]  Thanks a lot you guys, this is the health inspector!

  Lacey Burrows : [to the health inspector]  Their little display isn't gonna hurt my rating, is it?

  Health Inspector : Are you kidding? Wullerton sucks.

  [spits]