Corner Gas (TV Series)
Cat River Daze (2009)
Brent Butt: Brent Leroy
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Quotes
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[Brent has slipped on some cans lying on the floor of Corner Gas, spraining his ankle]
Wanda Dollard : Look, I'm sorry you fell. And I'm sorry I kicked your ankle after you fell. I thought you were still faking it at that point.
Brent LeRoy : Uh huh.
Wanda Dollard : And I'm sorry I made you walk all the way to the car. And I'm sorry I tickled you while they were putting on the leg brace.
Brent LeRoy : Wouldn't you have figured it out at that point?
Wanda Dollard : That is when I figured it out. It seemed pretty elaborate with all the doctors and nurses.
Brent LeRoy : And the swelling and the X rays and the screaming and the sedative?
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Karen Pelly : [to Brent] I almost slipped on those cans.
Brent LeRoy : Wanda!
Wanda Dollard : I already yelled at her!
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Jug-Hank : [Brent is dreaming of being in an Archie comic strip] Jeepers! Sitting in that dunk tank sure made me hungry.
Dilton aka Moose : Take it easy on those burgers, Jug-Hank.
Betonica : Hey gang. Great news! We made enough money to have Dog River Days next month.
Brenchie : But Betonica, we already had Dog River Days!
Betonica : Oh, Brenchie. That wasn't Dog River Days. That was just a parking lot fair.
Widge : I'm all faired out!
Dilton aka Moose : You said it, Widge.
Widge : Right on, Dilton.
Dilton aka Moose : [firmly] Moose!
Jug-Hank : Jeepers! What are we going to do with all that extra money we raised?
Betonica : Let's throw a dance!
Widge : Can we hire a band?
Brenchie : How about Craig Northey from the rock and roll group The Odds?
Craig Northey : Gee, that's swell! The guys and me were looking for a place to practice anyway.
[everyone dances to an bubblegum-pop version of 'Happy Place']
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Davis Quinton : You find me annoying, right?
Brent LeRoy : I do.
Davis Quinton : Thank you. As annoying as Hank?
Brent LeRoy : Ooh... That's pretty ambitious.
Hank Yarbo : [entering, soaking wet] Hey guys. Just getting some water. When you're in the dunk tank as long as I am, it's important to stay hydrated.
Hank Yarbo : [handing Brent a wet five dollar bill] Here you go buddy, keep the change.
Brent LeRoy : As you can see, he's kind of a natural.