Cash Markman makes an insufferably lousy movie about making a porn movie. The gimmick is that the 13th installment of this series is unlucky, and his attempts at black humor turn out to be unlucky for the audience.
Pushing facetiousness past the breaking point, he throws in problems during the shoot to fulfill the unlucky expectation. Some cast members are listed as playing themselves, some get "roles", when the whole thing is pointless and insulting. As a director on screen, he reminds me of a combination of Peter Bogdanovich and Henry Jaglom, of course just irritating.
What the fans get is lovely actresses either talking dirty or humping guys with big dicks, or both. It's 100% filler and most certainly wastes some truly talented performers including Nikita Denise, Julie Meadows and Justine Romee. Like a poor-taste horror film, I can't get the image of that smug jerk Cushman out of my mind. Oh well, early onset Alzheimer's should solve my problem any day now.
Pushing facetiousness past the breaking point, he throws in problems during the shoot to fulfill the unlucky expectation. Some cast members are listed as playing themselves, some get "roles", when the whole thing is pointless and insulting. As a director on screen, he reminds me of a combination of Peter Bogdanovich and Henry Jaglom, of course just irritating.
What the fans get is lovely actresses either talking dirty or humping guys with big dicks, or both. It's 100% filler and most certainly wastes some truly talented performers including Nikita Denise, Julie Meadows and Justine Romee. Like a poor-taste horror film, I can't get the image of that smug jerk Cushman out of my mind. Oh well, early onset Alzheimer's should solve my problem any day now.