Top Gear (TV Series)

Did The Communists Make A Good Car? - Ford Fiesta With The Royal Marines (2008)

Jeremy Clarkson: Self - Presenter

Quotes 

• [Jeremy runs James off the road during a race] 

  Jeremy Clarkson - Presenter : [apparently shocked]  Oh no. It appears I've just killed James May.

  [nonchalantly] 

  Jeremy Clarkson - Presenter : Anyway...

• Royal Marine soldier : Are we nearly there yet?

  Jeremy Clarkson - Presenter : Come on... the kids are being annoying. Shoot them.

• Himself - Presenter : [narrating]  And then, from Poland, there's the FSO Polonez pickup truck. And of course, on Top Gear, we know a thing or two about how to test such things. This free-world Toyota, for example. We dropped it from a twenty-three story tower block. It worked afterwards. So, the FSO, from the world's best plumbers, could survive this.

  [the Polonez is dropped from a crane. It's crushed when it hits the ground] 

  Himself - Presenter : It didn't.

  Jeremy Clarkson - Presenter : [looking under the hood]  Hmmm.

  Himself - Presenter : Maybe we should try dropping it from a slightly lower height.

  Jeremy Clarkson - Presenter : It's a bit late now, isn't it?