Jennifer : Let me guess. You lease a really nice car you can never buy. You never cry in movies. And you only bang hot chicks.
Vince : Have we met?
Jennifer : No.
Jennifer : So what I was thinking was...
Vince : I'm in.
Jennifer : Well, I didn't even...
Vince : I'm in. I love it. It's perfect. I'm in.
Vince : I'd hate for our fake vows at our fake wedding to not be from the heart.
Vince : Wow. Talk about commitment issues. You're getting cold feet over our pretend wedding.
Vince : Girls love a guy that's been left at the altar. So I'll definitely be seeing some sympathy boom-chicka-wa-wa!
Vince : Hey, this is my dictionary!
Truck : No, it isn't, I bought it at a flea market.
Vince : To Vince on the occasion of his high school graduation. I am so proud of you. Love, Mom
Truck : Coincidence.
Vince : I was really surprised you called me. I didn't think you liked me.
Jennifer : I don't
Vince : Well, I don't like you either.
Jennifer : But it's all a lie!
Vince : Yeah, but it's a lie that came true.
Release Dates | Official Sites | Company Credits | Filming & Production | Technical Specs
Related lists from IMDb users