Jennifer finds herself in dire straits when a moving van filled with all of her possessions is stolen. Then she propositions Vince, an acquaintance with a large gambling debt. Despite their mutual dislike for one another, Jennifer and Vince plan to marry and split the gifts they receive so that Jennifer can furnish her house and Vince can pay off his debt. Written by
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When Vince describes how his mother, Mrs. Garrett dispenses advice as "you take the good, you take the bad, you take them both and there you have" which is the theme song for the 1980s sitcom "The Facts of Life." See more
All of Jennifer's possessions were stolen except a box of throw pillows, yet she still wears new clothes every day. She also suddenly has pajamas, a night mask, and moisturizing gloves as well as her checkbook, a calculator, and her bank statements. See more
Let me guess. You lease a really nice car you can never buy. You never cry in movies. And you only bang hot chicks.
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References Desperate Housewives
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