Martha Speaks (TV Series)

Martha Speaks/Martha Gives Advice (2008)

Tabitha St. Germain: Martha, Mariella Lorraine, Jake, Officer

Quotes 

• Helen Lorraine , Daniel Lorraine , Mariela Lorraine : Martha, be *QUIET*!

  Martha : What's wrong?

  Daniel Lorraine : You talk too much!

  Mariela Lorraine : You never stop!

  Helen Lorraine : You know, sometimes I wish you *never* learned to speak.

• Martha : [Martha has given someone advice about brushing their hair]  Let the fur fly, and give me a good 'ol biscuit!

• Martha : This is Martha, your new advice hound.

• Martha : Yo, Rinty! Good dog! How's that flea problem?

• Ronald Boxwood : [skeptically]  A talking dog? Talking dogs don't exist.

  Helen Lorraine : Oh really? Speak, Martha.

  [Martha barks] 

  Martha : Just kidding.

• Martha : [Martha has fallen off of a chair; she voices her pain and is heard on the loudspeaker]  OW!

  Helen Lorraine : I thought I heard Martha.

  Carolina : I didn't hear any barking.