- Helen Lorraine, Daniel Lorraine, Mariela Lorraine: Martha, be *QUIET*!
- Martha: What's wrong?
- Daniel Lorraine: You talk too much!
- Mariela Lorraine: You never stop!
- Helen Lorraine: You know, sometimes I wish you *never* learned to speak.
- Martha: [Martha has given someone advice about brushing their hair] Let the fur fly, and give me a good 'ol biscuit!
- Ronald Boxwood: [skeptically] A talking dog? Talking dogs don't exist.
- Helen Lorraine: Oh really? Speak, Martha.
- [Martha barks]
- Martha: Just kidding.
- Helen Lorraine: [to Carolina, who has been "defending" her, but really making her look dumb; out the corner of her mouth] Stop defending me.
- Martha: [Martha has fallen off of a chair; she voices her pain and is heard on the loudspeaker] OW!
- Helen Lorraine: I thought I heard Martha.
- Carolina: I didn't hear any barking.
- Carolina: [Helen and Carolina are at the movies. Helen has gotten some fashion advice from Martha, and her outfit is strange and everybody is looking at her. Carolina is trying to, "defend" Helen and is just embarrassing her] JUST BECAUSE SHE *LOOKS* WEIRD DOESN'T MEAN *SHE'S* WEIRD!