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Corner Gas (TV Series)
Self-Serving (2008)
Eric Peterson: Oscar Leroy
Quotes
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Oscar Leroy : [at the gas pumps, looking at the sign advertising self-service] What the hell is this?
Brent Leroy : It's a self-service option I'm offering.
Oscar Leroy : You're a jackass.
Brent Leroy : What's wrong with self-service?
Oscar Leroy : I don't have to talk to you, and I pay less?
[chuckles]
Oscar Leroy : It's perfect.
Brent Leroy : So then why am I a jackass?
Oscar Leroy : I don't know. You get it from your mother. Now stop talking to me, I'm doing self-service, jackass!
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Emma Leroy : You're not buying that laptop from Hank.
Oscar Leroy : Yeah, I know! He's selling it to Davis.
Hank Yarbo : [to Emma] Yeah, so, you know, you don't have to burn down my house... Or anything...
Emma Leroy : What do you mean by that?
Hank Yarbo : Nothing. I just don't want you to get angry and set something on fire.
Emma Leroy : What?
Hank Yarbo : Karen said you were arrested for arson.
Emma Leroy : That's not true.
Oscar Leroy : It explains a lot!
[flashback to Oscar and Emma on their couch, Emma is under a heavy blanket]
Emma Leroy : Oh, nights like this I wish we had a fireplace.
[back to present day]
Oscar Leroy : Yeah, a fire'd be *real* nice, wouldn't it?