South Park (TV Series)
Breast Cancer Show Ever (2008)
Trey Parker: Stan Marsh, Eric Cartman, Mr. Garrison, Clyde, Red Goth, Jimmy Valmer, Mr. Testaburger, Mr. Mackey
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Quotes
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Butters : [in lunch] Geez, I can't believe Wendy's fighting you after school.
Token Black : She is *pissed* off.
Eric Cartman : [confident] She is *not* gonna show up to a fight, dawg; I'm sure she's already trying to figure out a way to get out of it.
Clyde Donovan : Hey, check it out; she's totally staring you down.
[Wendy, who looks angry, is staring unblinking at Cartman]
Clyde Donovan : She sure seems confident. You should probably go easy on her, dude; you don't wanna put her in the hospital or anything.
Eric Cartman : [getting less confident] Yeah, I'm just gonna teach her a lesson; I'm not gonna totally... kick her ass...
[Wendy makes a fist with her right hand and punches her open left hand. Cartman starts to get extremely worried]
Jimmy : Can't go too easy on her, though; God forbid she gets in a g-good punch and b-beats you.
Butters : Yeah; if you got beat up by a girl, everyone would think you were a faggot.
[Cartman's confidence plummets and he panics, as all he sees is Wendy's face]
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Eric Cartman : Hopefully, one day, titty cancer will be a distant mammary.
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Butters : Eric, what's going on? Everyone's saying you got detention on purpouse to get out of fighting Wendy
Eric Cartman : What? That's ridiculous!
Butters : But some people think you crapped on the teacher's desk to get out of the fight!
Eric Cartman : That's not why I did it!
Craig : Then why'd you crap on Garrison's desk?
Eric Cartman : Because, I'm hardcore! Y'know, I'm anti-establishment, that's how I roll dogs, I do hardcore stuff like that!
Butters : That's what I said! I told everyone outside "Cartman ain't scared of fighting Wendy, he'd do it if he could!"
Eric Cartman : Damn straight! I just got all punk rock, and got detention y'know, just a bad dude!
Craig : OK, that's good, because we've moved the fight the first thing in the morning tommorow!
Jimmy : Before school starts, everyone's gonna get there early!
Eric Cartman : Huh?
Butters : That way, it won't matter if you get detention
Mr Mackey : [in the background] Eric, get your buns back here, mkay!
Jimmy : Wendy said she'd be here an hour before school starts, see you in the morning, ch-ch-champ!
Wendy Testaburger : [Cartman goes back to the chair he sat on, and finds Wendy knocking on the window] Tomorrow morning, you fucking die tomorrow morning!
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Eric Cartman : Wendy, you need to calm down. You're gonna get you boobs all angry and they're gonna start killing everyone.
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Wendy Testaburger : This is a serious issue, Eric! What you're doing is very offensive.
Eric Cartman : Me? You're the one talking about killer titties.