Two and a Half Men (TV Series)

Pinocchio's Mouth (2008)

Conchata Ferrell: Berta

Quotes 

• Alan Harper : [while discussing Jake's punishment for mooning the girls' track team, Berta starts giggling]  Berta...

  Berta : Sorry, I'm just remembering my prom.

  Alan Harper : [to Jake]  So, what happened?

  Berta : Well, I was working near the high school that night, and I thought it would be fun to drive the backhoe...

  Alan Harper : Not you.

  [Pointing to Jake] 

  Alan Harper : Him.

  Berta : Well. Excuse me for sharing.