NCIS (TV Series)
Dead Reckoning (2009)
Michael Weatherly: Anthony DiNozzo
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Quotes
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[as Kort tries to follow him and Gibbs into MTAC]
NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Oh, no. That visitor's badge only gets you in the lobby. It's not a backstage pass. Tell you what, what you can do is run downstairs to the gift shop, get yourself something nice, like a mug or a T-shirt or a personality.
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Ziva David, Mossad Liaison : Look I dislike Kort as much as you do but the truth is...
NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Oh really? You dislike him as much as me? He tried to kill me! He blew up my car!
Ziva David, Mossad Liaison : I'm sure he had his reasons.
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NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : [to Trent Kort] I see your lips moving but all I hear is "lie, lie, lie".
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NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : [about to track Gibbs's cellphone] Where is he?
NCIS Special Agent Timothy McGee : Forget it he's gonna know.
NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : How would he?
NCIS Special Agent Timothy McGee : Because he knows everything.
Ziva David, Mossad Liaison : McGee do it. We need to know he's okay.
[McGee starts the search and DiNozzo's phone rings]
NCIS Special Agent Timothy McGee : Two block area of Anacostia.
NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : [Checking the caller ID on his phone] It's him.
NCIS Special Agent Timothy McGee : We're dead.
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NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : You don't just drop a gun that's been recently fired! It could go off!
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NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Maybe he had an appointment: doctor, dentist. Check his calendar McGee
NCIS Special Agent Timothy McGee : ...No. Soon as I start going through his stuff, he's gonna walk in a catch me. Forget it!
Ziva David, Mossad Liaison : I cannot believe it. I'll do it!
[Starts to go to Gibbs's desk, then pauses]
Ziva David, Mossad Liaison : Tony, watch the elevator. McGee the stairs. Now!
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NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Glad you could join us, McTardy.
NCIS Special Agent Timothy McGee : Where's the boss man? I need a superior to sign off on this.
NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Give it to me. I'm clearly superior to you in many ways.
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NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : [Hitmen have arrived] We gotta go?
Ziva David, Mossad Liaison : We are more vulnerable in transit. Take cover.
Perry Sterling : What's she gonna do?
NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : You know, I don't really know. Bathroom now!
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Trent Kort : Need another gun?
NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Actually we're out of vests. But you can go commando if you want.
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NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : [re: Perry Sterling; to Ziva] I'm gonna kill this guy before Siravo does.
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NCIS Special Agent Timothy McGee : [re: Gibbs's absence] He lives alone, maybe something happened to him. No one would know.
NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : [as an anchorman] In a tragic story of obsessive hobbying turned deadly, an NCIS agent was discovered in his basement, crushed between a large homemade boat and an even larger bottle of bourbon. Film at 11.
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NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Taking tips from Trent Kort now? Why don't we just run with scissors or talk to strangers. Maybe they've got candy.
Trent Kort : Go to hell, DiNozzo.
NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Feels like we're already half way there.
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NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : In a topsy-turvy world where nothing is as it seems, the one place you can turn to is the wall!
[indicating the Most Wanted Wall]
Ziva David, Mossad Liaison : Ran his prints. The coma man is, indeed, Jonathan Siravo.
NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Yes, the master of pirates. Can't change his diapers, but running an international crime syndicate? That he can do in his sleep. You lied to me, Wall!
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NCIS Special Agent Timothy McGee : So, Perry was Siravo's accountant. Set up his living will after the motorcycle accident...
Ziva David, Mossad Liaison : Used his power of attorney to access his holdings and begin building his network.
NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Meanwhile, the public face of the empire would never be seen anywhere, but here on the Wall.
[whispers]
NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : You're the real victim here aren't you, Wall?
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Trent Kort : Status on the Borealis?
NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : It's a boat, and it's missing. Status on you is you're really annoying and I wish you were missing.
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[Sterling is complaining constantly about the accommodations in the safe house]
NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : [slapping a handful of takeout menus into his lap] Local cuisine.
Perry Sterling : I have a very delicate stomach. I'm on a strict macrobiotic diet...
Ziva David, Mossad Liaison : [deadpan] Can't wait to see what happens.
NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : [under his breath] I'm gonna kill this guy before Siravo does.