30 Rock (TV Series)

The One with the Cast of 'Night Court' (2008)

Tina Fey: Liz Lemon

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Quotes 

• Liz Lemon : [about Claire]  She's like a human Macarena. Something everyone did at parties in 1996.

• Jack Donaghy : I need your help, We were having sex at The Palace, she told me she loved me.

  Liz Lemon : You did it, again?

  Jack Donaghy : Well it was quick and in the meat locker, that's ok, right?

  Liz Lemon : What is it with you men, you're like you are junkies or something. Why can't you just say no?

  Jack Donaghy : Lemon, let me explain something to you that you could have no way of knowing. Emotionally unstable women are fantastic in the sack, I mean their self-loathing translates into... nevermind. I've got to get out of this. What do other guys do?

  Liz Lemon : Well, one guy died, Scotty Pippen requested a transfer to Houston.

  Jack Donaghy : Houston is too humid, what about this dying thing?

  Liz Lemon : Where is she now?

  Jack Donaghy : Chained to the radiator at her hotel room. It was her idea, she's an amazing woman.

• Liz Lemon : Claire is in the lobby.

  Jenna Maroney : Claire Harper? From Chicago?

  Liz Lemon : Yep. Fun, crazy Claire.

  Jenna Maroney : Oh, man, do you remember that night we all danced in that open fire hydrant?

  Liz Lemon : Yeah. Her roof parties.

  Jenna Maroney : Karaoke in Boystown.

  Liz Lemon : The all-night scavenger hunts.

  Jenna Maroney : Do you remember when we crashed that Polish wedding?

  Liz Lemon : [They laugh lightly]  Yeah. She's exhausting.