Generation Kill (TV Mini Series)

Combat Jack (2008)

Nabil Elouahabi: Meesh

Quotes 

• [while Alpha's lieutenant and Meesh try to question some locals about the nonexistent Iraqi tanks] 

  Cpl. Cody Scott : Dude, whaddya think they're sayin'?

  Cpl. Smith : [in an effeminate voice]  "Excuse me, Meesh. Tell the man that we come in friendship."

  Sgt. Damon Fawcett : And Meesh is, "Dude, my big American friends are going to fuck you up if you don't show us some blown-up tanks!" And the hajji's all, "Habadabada? Habadadabada."

  Cpl. John Burris : And Meesh is all, "Dude, these Iraqis love the fact that we are here. They fucking love freedom and they thought that those fireballs last night were fucking wicked, dude. You Americans have killed a lot of sand. The sand was very evil."

  Cpl. Smith : And the lieutenant's all, "Meesh, I just shit my panties. Tell the nice man if he doesn't show me at least one blown-up tank, I'll look very stupid and the other officers will laugh at me."

  Cpl. John Burris : And Meesh is all, "Dude, throw me a frigging bone here. How about a frigging pickup truck with bald tires?"

  Sgt. Damon Fawcett : Bro, and the hajji's all, "Habdaba? Dabadidaba." And Meesh is, "Lieutenant, this hajji dude is totally bummed he can't save your career. He's got no tanks, but check it out: you can have his bitchin' daughter."

  Cpl. Smith : And the lieutenant's all weepy and shit. Fuckin' frat-house pussy.

  [the lieutenant walks back to the Humvee] 

  Alpha Lieutenant : Back to camp. I'll ride with Team Two.

  [Meesh walks back to the Humvee, carrying a goat] 

  Meesh : Hey.

  Sgt. Damon Fawcett : What'd the old man say?

  Meesh : Uh, he's afraid we're going to bomb his village tonight.

  [he looks down at the goat and shrugs] 

  Meesh : LT turned it down. I am really hungry.

  Sgt. Damon Fawcett : Mount up.

  Cpl. Cody Scott : You take the fur off before you eat it, right?