Cpl. Josh Ray Person:
I'm on the Nevada, Missouri Wal-Mart Wall of heroes. Even got my dress blues on.
Sgt. Brad 'Iceman' Colbert:
If my mother ever distributes my likeness without written authorization, I would disown her
Cpl. Josh Ray Person:
Technically speaking, Brad, but didn't your biological parent disown you when the put you up for adoption?
Cpl. Josh Ray Person:
Point, Ray. I was one of those unfortunates adopted by upper-middle-class professionals and nurtured in an environment of learning, art, and socio-religious culture steeped in over two thousand years of Talmudic tradition. Not everyone is lucky enough to have been raised in a Whiskey Tango trailer park by a bowlegged female whose sole qualification for motherhood is a womb that happened to catch a sperm of a passing truck diver.
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