Barbara Flynn: Jill Swinburne

Quotes 

• Big Al : I'm Alan and this is Norman. Most people call us Big Al and Little Norm.

  Jill Swinburne : Pleased to meet you. I'm average-sized Jill Swinburne!

• Little Norm : [Jill, standing for the council election, has been interviewed by Sergeant Hobson but insisted that an apparent violent affray was actually playful hijinks]  How did it go?

  Jill Swinburne : He might try to do you for GNB.

  Little Norm : 'GNB'?

  Jill Swinburne : Good-natured banter!

  Big Al : [Realising that Jill has got him and Little Norm off the hook]  Thanks, flower! You'll have our votes!

  Jill Swinburne : I'll kiss your babies too, if you've got any!

• Jill Swinburne : [Jill blames Trevor for her being soaked in a rainstorm]  No arguments - not yet. We'll start by drinking our tea in a sullen silence.

  Trevor Chaplin : [Waits a while, then...]  I don't think you're sullen enough.

  Jill Swinburne : Knock it off, smartarse!

• Mr. Carter : [Unaware that Jill and Trevor have had an argument]  I expect you two wish to sit together?

  Jill Swinburne : Not excessively.

  Mr. Carter : [Somewhat creepily]  Really? Then I shall sit next to you, my dear... and kindle my desires!

• Jill Swinburne : [Her and Trevor's relationship has had a setback but...]  We are still good friends...

  Trevor Chaplin : [Unsure]  Are we?

  Jill Swinburne : ...As sensible, mature adults.

  Trevor Chaplin : Speak for yourself!

• Jill Swinburne : [Trevor drives as Jill is following written instructions to find Big Al's office]  Turn left at the boarded-up Job Centre.

• Jill Swinburne : [Browsing through Big Al's merchandise, Jill sees some men's clothes]  I think those are very seductive!

  Trevor Chaplin : Just my colour!

  Jill Swinburne : You're not a 'scarlet' person.

  Trevor Chaplin : What colour *am* I?

  Jill Swinburne : A strange variation on sepia!

  Trevor Chaplin : [Sarcastic]  Oh thank you very much!