It's finally 2020. The Boys try to piece together the last nine days of partying, which included tinfoil gladiator fights, magic pizza, and Santa stabbings. Bubbles also hosts another game of If I Had To - let the arguments commence.
The Boys have recovered from their holiday partying and are good to go - except for one. Will his new fruit diet get him healthy? The Boys discuss the dangers of flying with weed, the Australian bushfire disaster, and news from deep space.
Grab a drink, crank up the RUSH and light a candle for the greatest drummer in the world - but don't be sad, Bubbles has got yer belly. World news, Diego the banging turtle, flying to the moon, and Ricky's butter pudding blueberry yogurt.
Holy fuck, it's colder than a snowman's cock out there. The Boys discuss the snowed-in folk of Newfoundland, what it's like to be a hunky muscleman like Julian, and predicting the future with pepperoni.
Need to escape a snake, cuddle a cat, or beat your gym addiction? Ricky's got some great tips. The Boys discuss Super Bowl ads, what to do if you chop your arm off, and play another round of If You Had To.
Get ready to Jingle Jangle Jingle with Bubbles. The Boys discuss alien anal probes, Coronavirus cruises, and the awesomeness of owning a horse. Ricky comes up with an ingenious way to get free booze at the bar.
Get packing fuckers, this could be the last episode of Park After Dark from Sunnyvale. Are the Boys heading for a new life of sun, sea, and buffalo mozzarella? Also: Relationship advice with Ricky, hairy gums, and terminator kitties.
Keep your head on a swivel - it's a leap year and Bubbles is worried things are about to get fucky. Ricky prepares to wrestle an alligator, Julian researches the pterodactyl, and Bubbles grooves to the WKRP in Cincinnati theme tune.
Bubbles is taking no chances with this cocksucker of a Coronavirus - can they kill it with booze and dope? The Boys also discuss the Sunnyvale Earthquake, Mad Mike, and celeb-shaped chicken nuggets. Is Bubbles in control of his brain ship?
Bubbles doesn't believe in all that Friday 13th bullshit, so why is he nervous? Ricky has tips on dealing with one-night stands and strangely arranged breasts, and Julian discovers a real cat-dog.
It may or may not be Ricky's birthday, and Julian may or may not have borrowed Jay Baruchel from the Sunnyvale food court, but at least there's weed, booze and popcorn.
Bubbles has fired up the SwearNet Emergency Broadcast System in his shed and has Ricky and Julian on the line. Who's living in luxury, and who's eating squirrels and jacking off in the woods? Plus: Breaking News with Bubbles.
The Boys are (virtually) partying again after the darkness has gone away. They discuss dirty ol' load brownies, Ricky's frosty cock, and why Julian wants a job at Costco. Also: A dark and dirty story about Mama Smurf.
The world's a bit fucked right now, but the Boys are here to bring the laughs. Today's topics include the Joe Exotic cockaround, how Ricky can get more self-smarted, and the SpaceX rocket launch.
Is it Park After Dark - or Fucked After Dark?. The Boys discuss the weird stuff people shove up their pissholes, and why you shouldn't eat grandma. Also: Bubbles dives into the simulation theory wormhole - is Ricky's brain ready for it?
Why does Ricky have a naked male doll in his closet? What causes piss burn? Do birds have cocks? What the fuck are chainsaw bears? Find out the answers to questions you never fucking asked on the latest Park After Dark.
Julian's getting lonely and in need of a steady bang - would a Russian bride be the answer? The Boys also discuss the Loch Ness Monster, death by shitting nickels, and Bubbles' desert island hit with Billy Joel.
Canada Day drinking is over, July 4th drinking fuckin' starts at midnight. Before Bubbles drives a celebratory dirty donair into him, the Boys discuss drunk cavemen, fart jars, and the Covidiot of the week.
Bubbles is high as fuck and right out of 'er today. Before he goes off the rails on the Swayze train, the Boys discuss Mike Tyson's fight with a shark, Moist Joyce, and why Julian loves The Hoff. Also: Bubbles sings 'My Corona'.
Bubbles has a plan to get Ricky and Julian safely back to Sunnyvale, but Julian's too busy hustlin' shit, and Ricky's got some new friends. Bubs also has footage of a real-life COVID zombie.
Happy Bank Robbery Friday, fuckers. Bubbles is baked, Ricky feels like a duck in a glass, and Julian needs a massage and a date - but has he lost his sexual guava?
Julian is desperate to make some scrilla - can he make money flexing his sexy muscles online? Ricky's got some fucked facts, Bubbles sings Kenny Rogers, and Ricky reads a bedtime story that is definitely NOT for kids.
Ronnie Thunder's been a bad kitty, Ricky's speaking Français and Bubbles is after Julian's muscles - what the fuck have the Boys been smoking this week?
Ricky has a greasy new invention involving WD-40, Bubbles is ready to rumble with Kim Jong Un, and Julian's got meat on his mind - but does it taste a bit 'ruff'?
Get ready for anvil envy - Bubbles has got a DECENT chunk of heavy metal. The Boys chat about Ricky's greasy new business idea, Bible Pimps, and Julian's face mask hustle. Also: Ricky tells us about his COVID-19 test.
Nothing to see here, folks - it's quite normal to have a huge ATM machine in your living room. Can the Boys figure out how to open it before the cops come calling?
Ricky's got a new room-mate and Bubbles is being evicted from his shed - what the FUCK has Julian done now? The Boys discuss fighting Mr. T, a fucked flight to nowhere, and a strong contender for Arsehole of the Year.
Get ready for a messy Park After Dark - the Boys are baked as fuck today. Learn all about Spider Man's radioactive load, and how to make a fortune from popcorn and shitty old jeans.
Why is Julian eating horsecock burgers? What's the latest trend in wetsuit fashion? Why the fuck is NASA flying a toilet to the moon? And what are Ricky's plans for Talko's sweary British cousin?
The Boys groove to Lionel the Lobster, ponder the benefits of a sausage diet, and learn how not to handle a mountain lion. And what the fuck was Penelope Cruz doing naked in Ricky's bath?
That bank machine was for to get opened today, but Bubbles has decided to bring a cop to the trailer. Are the Boys about to get busted, or does the cop have a fuckin' important message to share?
Happy fuckin' Halloween, everybody. The Boys and Randy are going all out for the annual costume contest - who looks decent, and who looks fucked as fuck?
The Boys pay their respects to James Bond star Sir Sean Connery, and chat about his most awesome movies. They also discuss the whale that saved a train, oiling up The Rock, and getting a rat up your arse.
On the latest fucked-up, baked-as-fuck Park After Dark: Julian wants to fall in love and get married - guess which buxom mega-star is his perfect match.
Join Luigi Villeneuve, Clifton Francois de Lugio and Mika Tina for another fucked Park After Dark. Discover if you can teach a drunk horse new tricks, how to sell frozen pigeons to China, and the best way to get learnt on math.
No more Grumpy Pumpy - Julian's changed his tune and is looking on the bright side of life. The Boys rock out to Roch Voisine, and discuss alien monoliths, Ricky's new party shirt and fighting an alligator.
On the latest protein-filled fuckburger of fun: Julian plays Guess the Fucking Thing, Bubbles attempts to solve the monolith mystery, and Ricky's having trouble getting word learnt. Also: The Boys come up with a plan to get free porn.
Ricky's got a plan to get rich as fuck - and it only involves six pet scorpions and a few jolts of electricity. Also: The KFC movie, Canadian lightsabers, and the worst last name in the world.
Julian is worried about aliens - are they here, and are they trying to bang us with their minds?. Find out which celeb birthdays give Ricky an erectoroni, and the ultimate Italian piss-off walk. Also: Bubbles has a Criminal Mind.
Ricky, Julian and Bubbles are full of the Christmas spirit. Find out what gifts the Boys bought each other this year, and their special treat fit for a fuckin' King. Also: One more week before 2020 fucks off.
It's been a weird as fuck 2020 - but whatever you're doing, Ricky, Julian and Bubbles want ya to get into the holiday spirit and have an awesome Christmas.
2020 can take a big hydraulic suck on our nuts - get ready for 2021, and something DECENT happening at SwearNet.com on January 1. HAPPY FUCKING NEW YEAR.