NCIS (TV Series)
In the Zone (2008)
Sean Murray: Timothy McGee
Quotes
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Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : [enters the squadroom] Oh, what happened, McGee? No pictures of your girlfriend?
Special Agent Timothy McGee : My dog's name is Jethro, Tony. Jethro, it's a boy, not a girl.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Oh, hey, whatever your preference. Pictures of your boyfriend, then.
[He starts typing on his computer. Each keystroke produces a barking dog sound effect]
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : [fake laugh] That's very funny... fix it!
Special Agent Timothy McGee : Um... you're barking up the wrong tree.
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Special Agent Timothy McGee : Tony said that if I really want to go, then I shouldn't volunteer. But if he says that I shouldn't volunteer, then he thinks I will volunteer. Which means if I really want to go, I shouldn't volunteer.
Abby Sciuto : That's... good, Timmy. That sounds like you're doing exactly what you... shouldn't.
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NCIS Asst. Director Leon Vance : McGee.
Special Agent Timothy McGee : [rising] Yes, sir!
NCIS Asst. Director Leon Vance : Disappointed. You're the *only* one who didn't volunteer. Missions like this give an agent opportunities to prove themselves.
Special Agent Timothy McGee : But uh, Tony, he didn't volunteer either.
NCIS Asst. Director Leon Vance : He spoke to me earlier.
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Special Agent Timothy McGee : Iraq's not so great. I mean the whole trip is probably a big waste of time. The murderer is probably right here.
Officer Ziva David : Awfully long gun barrel if that is true.
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Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : So um, you got any leads on Ali's whereabouts?
Special Agent Timothy McGee : Tony, you're in the same city as him! We're ten Time Zones away! Why did you go to Iraq again?
Marine Major Ike Varnai : Good question!
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Well let us know. And put my Kill Bill Mug *back* on my desk, McGee!
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Officer Ziva David : This is McGee's private photograph. And if he does not want you to see it here, then you have to respect his wishes. Or...
[hits a key to bring it up on the squadroom plasma screen]
Officer Ziva David : ... see it elsewhere.
Special Agent Timothy McGee : Hey!
[the picture turns out to be a very sweet one of McGee kneeling next to the dog Jethro, who is licking his face]
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : [laughs] Oh, McRomeo... you should save that stuff for the bedroom.
Special Agent Timothy McGee : You're just jealous.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Jealous? I don't think so. What you're doing there could be illegal in some states.
NCIS Intel Analyst Nikki Jardine : [entering] Or should be... I think I need to wash.