The Simpsons (TV Series)

E Pluribus Wiggum (2008)

Harry Shearer: Mr. Burns, Lenny Leonard, Cheesy McMayor, Dr. Hibbert, Kent Brockman, Seymour Skinner, Political Ad Announcer, Senator Whinergirl, Fred Thompson, Ned Flanders, Headbutt Announcer

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• Kent Brockman : Ralph, both parties want to offer you their nomination. Whom do you like?

  Chief Wiggum : Go ahead, Ralphie. You're invited to two parties: One with a donkey and one with an elephant. Who do you like?

  Ralph Wiggum : ...Elmo?

  Kent Brockman : Ah, Admiral Elmo Zumwalt, Richard Nixon's chief of naval operations. So, Ralph's a Republican!

• Commercial Narrator : [Homer, part of a focus group, is watching a political ad]  Who should America elect in 2008? Former governor Vincent Aleppo said in the New York Times, "I will protect the nation from attack."

  Homer Simpson : He's got my vote.

  Commercial Narrator : But, in that same issue of the New York Times, they also printed an article about terrorist leader Nussaf Al Mustaffi.

  Homer Simpson : Dear God, what have I done?

  Commercial Narrator : "And you shall judge them by the company they keep."

  [a photoshopped image of Aleppo and Mustaffi sharing a milkshake is shown] 

  Homer Simpson : My god! They're going steady! Did everyone see that?