Homer accidentally blows up all thirty-seven takeaways in Fast Food Boulevard with a carelessly discarded match and,in order to get money to rebuild them, Mayor Quimby decrees that the elections be brought forward,thus making Springfield the first in the country to choose its candidates for the presidential primary. A host of wannabes descend on the town and,in order to put them off,Homer suggests nominating the least likely potential leader of all - Ralph Wiggum. The trouble is,everybody starts to take this seriously and soon all parties are courting Ralph as their candidate,even Bill Clinton. Written by
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Ralph can't be president. He's the dumbest person on the dumbest percentile group.
A president doesn't have to be smart. All he has to do is point the army and shoot.
But he's eight, and the Constitution says you have to be thirty-five to be president.
Lis, I'm pretty sure the Patriot Act killed the Constitution to protect our rights.
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