The Simpsons (TV Series)
E Pluribus Wiggum (2008)
Nancy Cartwright: Bart Simpson, Nelson Muntz, Ralph Wiggum
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Quotes
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Ralph Wiggum : [at the Lincoln Memorial, sitting on Lincoln's lap] I want a tricycle, and a dog who won't chew my Hot Wheels, and a brighter future for America. I'm Ralph Wiggum, and I've been a good boy.
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Lisa Simpson : Ralph can't be president. He's the dumbest person on the dumbest percentile group.
Homer Simpson : Lisa, being president is easy. You just point the army and shoot.
Lisa Simpson : And Ralph is only eight years old. It says in the Constitution you have to be thirty-five.
Bart Simpson : The Constitution? I'm pretty sure the Patriot Act killed it to ensure our freedoms.
Homer Simpson : [sarcastic] "Oh, the Patriot Act is so terrible! The government might find out what library books I take out!" What's next? Finding out what operas I go to?
[high-fives Bart]
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Kent Brockman : Ralph, both parties want to offer you their nomination. Whom do you like?
Chief Wiggum : Go ahead, Ralphie. You're invited to two parties: One with a donkey and one with an elephant. Who do you like?
Ralph Wiggum : ...Elmo?
Kent Brockman : Ah, Admiral Elmo Zumwalt, Richard Nixon's chief of naval operations. So, Ralph's a Republican!