Garfield and Friends (TV Series)

Cute for Loot/The Caverns of Cocoa/Dream Date (1992)

Lorenzo Music: Garfield

Quotes 

• Garfield : Jon's home. What time did he go out on his date?

  [Odie barks] 

  Garfield : 8:00, right. And what time is it now?

  Odie : [shows Garfield the clock]  Huh?

  Garfield : 8:45. Yeah, that's about right.

• Jon Arbuckle : Hi, guys.

  Garfield : Things just didn't work out with Abigail.

  Jon Arbuckle : Things just didn't work out with Abigail.

  Garfield : [sarcastically]  What a surprise.

• Nermal : [after Garfield steals his steak]  Garfield! Garfield, that's not right!

  Garfield : True. I usually prefer medium rare, but it'll do.

• [Garfield and Nermal are waiting for someone to stop and give Garfield something for being cute] 

  Nermal : 2,310...

  Garfield : Hey, are you sure your count is accurate?

  Nermal : Mm-hmm, that's not counting the tour bus of animal lovers that sped up when they saw you.

• Nermal : [after Garfield kicks him out of the basket]  That's not very nice, Garfield.

  Garfield : When ribs are involved, I'm not very nice.

• [Garfield puts on a bonnet to look like a cute kitten for an old man] 

  Garfield : What a terrific idea. I finally found a use for Nermal.

  [the old man's cat, Madison, approaches Garfield, with a box] 

  Madison : Yeah, you are a cute kitten. There's only one thing to do with cute kittens: Mail 'em to Abu Dhabi!

  [throws Garfield in a box and wraps it up] 

  Garfield : [yelps]  You can't! Stop! I'm not cute! I-I'm really not cute!

  [Madison tosses Garfield into a passing mail truck] 

  Garfield : I'm as not cute as they come! And besides, this is my ideaaaa!

• Garfield : [writes a letter while in Abu Dhabi]  "To Nermal Cat. Having a miserable time. Wish YOU were here."

• Garfield : [while in Abu Dhabi]  You know the worst part of this? It isn't that I'm 7,000 miles from home. It isn't that there's no decent Italian restaurant in all of Abu Dhabi. It's that the whole place is full of cute kittens people have mailed here.

  [Garfield is shown surrounded by cute kittens]